"The Ballad of Barbra Kesel"
(Sung to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner".)
"Oh, say can you see"
"The whites of Barb's eyes?"
"Or alas, has it passed, "
"The top of her head?"

"The pile on her desk"
"Has become such a mess,"
"In our view from the door"
"we can see her no more."

"Has she come up for air?"
"Do we know she's still there?"
"If we send in the dogs,"
"will they find hide or hair?"

"Oh say does that CrossGen Ed-it-tor sti-ill re-ead,"
"The sub-miiiiiiiiiiiiiis-sions so-o lame,"
"And the one that's from me?"

"(Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.)"
"(We'll be here all week. Try the fish.)"