"So, Giles, we start out on this 'older man/younger woman' Electra Complex thing..."
"Well, Buffy, to be fair..."
"...Then you start dating my teacher, until she dies, so then you date my Mom - Until she dies!!!"
"I don't think..."
"And when I finally die, you hop on right over to England, leaving Jean Grey here to pull me out out of heaven and make me dig my way out of my own grave!"
"If I had only known..."
"And this is the man you are sending me to to learn how to be less Evil?"