"I already told you, I will not be 'Seagal'"
"But think of the metatextuality! The post-Post-Modern marriage of DC and Vertigo. Chubby the Choona meets Mr. Genie. Charon vs. Death for all the marbles, literally. You have your teenage fling with Aquaman, I have my unrequited love for She-Beard. You are Diana but really Lynda Carter, while I am... somebody but really Grant Morrison. Pop culture Yin/Yang swirls like chocolate on snow. We are even Page 69! The Perfect Piscean Pairing of P...urk!"
"Are you OK?"
"My thoughts went so deep, I got the bends."