"Hi there. I am DC's Parasite."
"And I am Marvel's Purple Man."
"And together we are..."
"... the Purple Cons!"
"We just wanted to let you know that, contrary to what you might have heard, the Black Ink Irregulars won the Trivia contest at SDCC 2004."
"(If you don't believe us, lean closer to your computer monitor and take a deep whiff...)"

"I inspired Captain Stingaree to become a Pirate."
"I once went by the name Lilian Rose."
"My Marvel counterpart was the fourth member of the Grapplers."
"(I wish Darkseid hadn't killed all the lawyers, so I could sue.)"