"Time to get 1970's on this Jive Honky Rubberband Man."
"Yeah! Where is that dramatic death scene you promised me in issue six?"
"I told you, I am only Todd's surrogate. I can't make him do anything."
"Well you better start trying, Mullet Boy, or you'll find out the hard way why they call me Road Rash."
"Honest Mr. Nauck, I am only here because I got the most votes. I don't condone such violence."