"Hi there. I'm Bruce Campbell."
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"You might remember me from such films as 'La Patinoire' or 'Alien Apocalypse'."
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"But today I am here to talk to you about my new film, 'The Man with the Screaming Brain'."
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"It's an intriguing psychological exploration of the mind/body dichotomy."
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"Set to themes of the cultural divisions engendered by the Cold War."
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"Plus it has a bunch of Three Stooges wackiness."
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"Oh, wait, I like the Three Stooges."
"So remember: See this movie..."

"...or I shoot this brain!"
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