"Dude! Copyright infringements are afoot at the Circle K..."
"Bogus! Let's get Death to play Twister with them!"
"Hey Lunchbox, where's your big legal soliloqy now?"
"???"

"Johnny?"
"Yes Sid?"
"Didn't they steal our 'talentless musicians change the world' schtick?"
"Yes they did, Sid. Yes they did."
"Can we sue them?"
"I'm afraid we can't Sid. Part of being punks is not participating in restrictive social constructs, such as copyright law."
"Oh. Can we beat them up between web pages instead?"
"Yes, Sid, we can beat them up. In fact, we must."
"I like being a punk, Johnny."
"So do I, Sid. So do I..."