"So you run real fast..."
"You're super-strong..."
"And your friend weilds green magic.
"Oh no you don't! We're mythological archetypes. You have a problem, you take it up with Jung!"
"I miss the old days when you could just punch people in the face without worrying about your metaphor."

"This is why I have so many lawyers."
"There's a Bruce Wayne for you on line two, Mr. Richmond."