"Believe it or not, I'm wal.."

"OK, kid. Stop right there."
"Hey, Bill. I was just singing my theme song."
"Do you have proper permissions for this little public performance?"
"Performance? It's just my theme song."

"It's not your song, Ralph."
"Pam? What are you doing here?"
"On behalf of the RIAA, I am presenting you with a cease and desist order.
We will also be impounding your intruments as collateral towards any future judgements against you."
"She may be your girlfriend, but she's my counselor."

"Wait! You can't do this to me! I'm the Greatest Americ..."
"Don't finish that sentence, Ralph. Since the show came out on DVD, we own the name, too."
"How do you like that scenario?"