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The family moved to a crude oil production camp on the Indonesian island of Sumatra during the 1950's where Ernestine's third child was born and we lived for seven years. Note: the 'ubi' is a basic tropical food source derived from a plant's root. Rumbai, near Pekanbaru, was the camp name. Life on Sumatra Come to Sumatra, land of the ubi Of the elusive sapphire and the mythical ruby Land of equatorial splendor Where white men go on a perennial bender
Come and behold the charm of the isle Come to Rumbai and live in style Try to fathom the native mind Of the smiling houseboy who steals you blind
Come and fight the mildew and heat Thrill to the patter of flat, brown feet Join our gay, mad whirl of parties And drink your fill of scotch, me hearties.
Come to the land of the casual life Have an affair with another man's wife Eat waterlogged meat; drink Heiniken's brew Try cold storage eggs: you'll like them too.
The native culture you'll find complete First they sleep and then they eat And if they feel they're in a rut Then they turn to the Betel nut.
And if it's movies you enjoy You'll get your quota here, my boy That is, of course, if you don't mind The end in front and the beginning behind.
So hurry, hurry; don't delay Pack your trunk and start today Bring your shorts and tennis racquet Highball glasses and a good strait jacket.
Sail across the blue Pacific Come to Sumatra; it's really terrific And around the island you can merrily roam Counting the days 'til you go back home.
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