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To Bob:  On thinking man should have stayed an ape

The only thing worse than a lousy poet

Is the guy who always says, 'I know it'.

And the next up in line, if you must know

Is the typical, loudmouth Texas schmo.

Let's not forget the maiden lady

Who knows just how to raise a baby

And the gal who weighs half a ton

And advises her friends how a diet is done

And the lawn-less fellow who sits on his ass

And tells all his neighbors just how to raise grass.

Next is the gal who can't even cook

But claims she edited the 'Gourmet' book, 

And the Brain who admits that, naturally, he

Can make better honey than any old bee

And the ones who come from 'wealthy' folks, 

And treat their debts like silly jokes.

And the guy who made a one night stand

Then wrote a book on the whole darned land.

And the gal who talks of her operation

Like she's Surgeon General of the entire nation.

But the worst of people there can possibly be

Is a critical son-of-a-gun.....like me!

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