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DON KNOTTS 1924-2006
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| Thank you, DK. Thank
you for a whole lot of laughs. Thank you for Luther Heggs -- attaboy, Luther! Thank you
for Abner Peacock. Thank you for making Mayberry such a great place -- sort of like
Utopia, only with a better barber. Thank you for nervous energy and impossible facial
contortions. Thank you for showing that Bull-Moose clown, Teddy Roosevelt, that you need
not speak softly and carry a big stick, but should instead stammer a lot and carry one
bullet in your shirt pocket. Thank you for letting me poke fun at you without turning
around and bashing me in the face with a shovel. Thank you for reluctant astronauts and
Nazi-hunting cartoon fish. Thank you for a life spent making people like me laugh. Don Knotts is a comedic genius. His physical comedy is
unparallelled. Jim Carrey can do some pretty amazing, rubber-faced things, but he cannot
pull it off like Knotts. With Carrey, regardless of what he does or what skill he
exhibits, there is still some part of you thinking, That guy is a smarmy puke and
Id like to punch him in his stupid face. Nobody feels that way about Don
Knotts. Knotts is a likeable man.
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