I met Nate in an alleyway when I was really hungry one day and needed some cash.

Does this one REALLY need a caption?!?

Learn from my mistakes...attempting to kill yourself with a "laser gun" toy doesn't work.

You may notice I look a little disgruntled in this picture: explanation ----------------->

The sign says "If you need a cup to use the water fountain, please ask at the prescription counter.".......that made me somewhat skeptical of the cups that were sitting right there.  Needless to say, I bought some Gatorade that day instead. 

I guess it's a good thing that no trick-or-treaters came to my house.  Who knew you had to turn the outside light on?!?!

This picture definitely foreshadows the quality of my character at a young age.

Golf, anyone?

In addition, attempting to hold your friend hostage with a piece of cardboard that coincidentally is shaped like a gun doesn't work either.....it just makes him angry and not trust you for many years hence.

People have compared the size of my feet to Ronald McDonald's in the past, only to later find out that my feet were in fact bigger than my red-headed counterpart.  I have come to the realization that I was placed on this earth merely for novelty purposes.  

Unfortunately, I wasn't graced with tact, good looks, or any of the other 'desirable' traits that many people possess, but being able to express my dismay toward any given situation using solely my feet is also a very special feature.  If given the choice, I would not trade my wonderful talent for anything!!