Saw a raccoon today. Very fat, and we actually baited him with some Cap'n Crunch. Am maintaining a vigil tonight. Will let y'all know.

IFILM - Camel Toe

This is some gross humor, but classic Bob & Tom. Found it on Newgrounds. Check the sidebar for a link.

Currently listening to Blackout's Box, and they're hitting on a lovely 19-year old virgin named Lindsay who is a long-time listener. These are some funny guys! Check them out, NOW!

Wario may claim to be having a rotten day, but not me!

Courtesy of RadioU's The R!OT!

I'm a song from the sixties

My piss-poor impersonation of Homsar, one of the Brothers Chaps' characters on Homestar Runner. Again, check the sidebar for a link.

Blackout's Box on tonight. Check my links for a link. Duh.

weebls stuff

The most flawlessly looped flash animation I've seen. Falls out of synch after a few repetitions though. To be expected.

Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Mushroom Mushroom!

Memorable Quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) These and more wonderful quotes await me as I seek The Meaning of Life! (And IMDB has changed their numbering system; interesting.)

Just now on IRC, I said "damn, posting and arranging a blog is hard work!"

I just went back and changed the below post to include links, realizing I should've done this when I first posted it. I have a LOT to learn about blogging.

Dang, I left this longer than I had intended to.

I ordered Monty Python's Meaning of Life and the High School Reunion Collection, which consists of Weird Science, Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles, last night from Amazon. Should be getting them very soon; Amazon are some fast mo'fo's :)

This morning I didn't do much... Oh I did my exercise. Every day I do exercise; ride my bike up and down our road, which is a quarter of a mile long, for a total of 1 1/2 miles every day. Groovy.

Had leftover pizza, hot dogs and potatoes for lunch. Cold food is good.

By request, I shall blog pizza! I shall do it in the form of a commercial!

What do you want on YOUR tombstone? TOMBSTONE PIZZA! The greatest pizza the West has ever known now comes flying out of the oven and into your hearts, standing tall in the graveyard of your soul. This great confection consists of four separate meats for your eating enjoyment:

Pepperoni.
Sausage.
Canadian Bacon.
Hamburger.

All frozen to optimum preserving conditions until you cook it! And it's good hot OR cold out of the refrigerator!

Tombstone can be found anywhere common groceries are sold, but this does not mean this is any common pizza! We top our pizza with the freshest, finest ingredients, then freeze them lovingly, shrink wrap them, and send them off to your local grocer or supermarket, ready to be enjoyed!

Tombstone Pizza. "If you don't like our pizza, you're probably dead."

Current Status: Sleepy
Playing: Morrowind (PC); Otogi (XBOX; off and on); SC2 (Gamecube; constantly more or less)
Reading: Harry Potter series, 7th time through pending beginning; Lord of the Rings: Two Towers
Eating: Tombstone 4-meat pizza

Since this is my first real Blog post, I suppose I ought to introduce myself. I'm EazyCheeze, and I live in Florida. I'm 24, and I love computer and video games. I own all three current generation console systems, and the Gamecube version of Soulcalibur 2. My favorite system, though, is the Xbox. And the PC.

I recently discovered a few threads on RPGPlanet, the Gamespy-owned site referencing awesome upgrades to Morrowind's graphics. Too bad, since these are user-made, they won't be included in the upcoming Game of the Year Edition for Xbox. But I suppose we're lucky to get any GOTY at all.

Just finished reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix for the 6th time; this'll also mark the sixth time I have made it all the way through the series (counting before I bought OotP and after). As always, a wonderful, epic adventure that I wouldn't mind experiencing forever.

All righty, I'll close it up for tonight. See y'all in the morning.

Cheeze.

This is a test of my new Blogger-powered Blog! Isn't it great! Bwahahahaha! I can now spill my beans to the world!