Wrinkles
by
Geoffrey Wrinkles is
an old man who reads his local newspaper, the Freedom Voice, and begins a
dialogue with a young editor.
June 12, 2006
Freedom Voice
Attn: Brian Weasley
Topeka, Kansas
Dear Mr. Weasley
My name is Sir
Geoffrey Alexander Wrinkles. Oh, I’m
really not a Sir in the sense of a Lord or Duke; in fact, I gave myself the
title when I turned 90 years old. I
figured that if a modern man could survive the wars, disease and turmoil of 90
years, walk without an aid such as a cane or walker and still manage one good
bowel movement a day, he had earned the right to have his peers and later
generations call him ‘Sir.’ You may call
me Sir Wrinkles.
I have always loved
names and words. They fascinate me;
especially onomatopoeic words
that always seem to roll off the tongue as smoothly as the drool off an ancient
chin. Drool is a good onomatopoeic
word, so is buzz, gurgle, gargle, babbling, fart, and my favorite, whistle. Proper names can also be onomatopoeic and
they have that added quality of providing the bearer of the name another
dimension to their being. Nicknames are
usually bestowed at an early age by an adult who sees something in a child that
is emerging slowly, but not yet fully defined.
It could be a boy or girl that receives this moniker and as they grow
their personalities will gravitate to an identity that matches their new
name. Butch, Duke, Pete, Chuck, and
Angel are just a few to mention. Of
course you have last names like Fox and Musil that conjure up an image for the
holder to live up to and provide that reflection for the onlooker.
Then you have words
like sesquipedalian,
a wonderful word with both onomatopoeic quality and a certain irony. Old Daniel must have had a good laugh when he
put that in his book. The adage that
tells you to not judge a book by its cover could have also mentioned that you
shouldn’t judge an author by the multi-syllable words that send you rushing to
your dictionary at every paragraph. Personally, I don’t like these seven
consonant, seven voweled words. We don’t
speak them, so why should we have to read them?
I must say ‘oy vey’ even though I’m not Jewish. Why must the children of
learning suffer so much? Oy vey.
You must wonder why I’m writing such a letter to the editor. Here I am in my 90th year and for
the first time in my life, I find myself writing to a thirty-something to offer
my opinion when this young soul is still wet behind the ears and remains
clueless to most of life’s puzzles. Not that 90 years will help much, but it does fill your brain
with all kinds of minutia that one can call upon for answers.
Take for instance, the other winter day when I turned on my car heater
and it didn’t blow. No air, not hot or
cold. So I get out my manual and needle
nose pliers and started pulling fuses.
My last resort was a series of relays under the hood so I open the hood,
take the cover off the relay box and pull each one. They are all good. Leaning over the fender and looking at this
old engine, I spot the housing to the blower motor. Now you would think that
after 90 years of living with mechanical contraptions a person would call upon
the minutiabrain (I just coined this and you may use
it royalty free) where an answer would be lying. As I leaned over looking at that housing, I
did indeed find a nugget in that minutiabrain and
when it appeared, I took immediate action and pounded on that housing with my
pliers. And you know young man, that
motor starting whirrrring and it has whirred ever
since. Whirring,
another great onomatopoeic word.
This takes me back to why I am writing to you. I read your column every day so you must be a
man of letters or you at least have some kind of degree; but you know, your education doesn’t always bleed through the ink on the
pages. You seem to think that all is black and white, right or wrong, true or
false, or just plain whatever you want it to be. In your education you forgot
one basic principle: The Anatomy of
Gray. There is a whole world out there
that you seem to overlook. The world of
gray and all that it entails when discussing humans and their events. Even the simplest of minds see gray and
understand that society requires these gray areas to co-exist. Take for instance, justifiable homicide,
aggravated assault, intentional grounding, accidental drowning, bold face or
white lie, or, I like this one: ‘yellow journalism.’ You seem to have skipped the class in adverbs
and adjectives. Society comes up with
these modifiers to sneak in a little gray so we can better deal with all types
of situations. You avoid them in
preference to your trenchant style. And I guess that is where we differ.
You see, I grew up with a name like Wrinkles and it is a good name and
has served me well for these 90 years.
Oh, I must admit, there were times in my youth when I would have
preferred another name, a name that the other children couldn’t make fun of or had a bad rhyme to it.
Say the word wrinkles and feel your mouth and chin contort, much like
the wrinkles in a newly washed shirt: it’s quite onomatopoeic. To make things worse, my mother hated to iron
so before I ever knew a piece of cloth without wrinkles, she threw our only
iron in the garbage and made her stand that wrinkles were natural and beautiful
and part of the fabric of living. So I
came to love my name as much as I love the wrinkles in my shirts and pants and
the wrinkles that adverbs and adjectives give us as we traverse the hills and
valleys of our world. Wrinkles give us texture and the shades of gray we
require to be a just and fair people.
They provide character: a natural character untouched by the myopic
pressure of the iron or the pretentiousness of a flat, unnatural surface.
You see, young columnist, you are cheating yourself by remaining in your
flat world of black and white, in your starched shirt without texture or the
grays that would provide some depth to your world. As you grow older, your minutiabrain
will fail you because you will only ask yourself if the fuse is good or bad and
you will always be obliged to others to fix what is wrong in your life. You will live in your world, devoid of
adverbs and adjectives, without imagination and creativity, and wonder why your
career and life are stuck on page three.
Your last editorial regarding the war in the
I don’t expect you to understand and I certainly don’t expect you to
change your two dimensional life because of this brief letter. You, like most of our society, will continue to
look at fuses and the only way you will change and make a real contribution, is
if someone, or something, pounds on your housing and starts your motor whirrrring.
Sincerely,
You may call me Sir Wrinkles
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July 15, 2006
Geoffrey Wrinkles
1 Main Street
Topeka, Kansas
Dear Mr. Wrinkles,
Thank you for your letter. I did
indeed understand the gist of your message and your belief that our society
could use more ‘wrinkles’ to make this a fair and just world. The wrinkles that you allude to are the very
valleys of tolerance and laxness that harm the fabric of our great country. You see, I believe in the high road that
keeps me on the mountain tops, surveying the carnage below that has been
allowed by the liberal politicians and judges.
You seem to believe that we need to adjust our values, or negotiate with
immorality to make this a better world.
I believe that any negotiation with evil only dilutes the values we
strive for and shreds the garment of a great society. And diplomacy is the answer to the
Yours truly,
Brian Weasley
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July 23, 2006
Freedom Voice
Attn: Brian Weasley
Topeka, Kansas
Dear Mr. Weasley,
You do me great honor by answering my letter with a personal note from your
desk. Like the valley I live in, I would
have hoped for more depth in your answer and the explanation of your moral
position.
Today we are witnessing the continuation, or should I say another
chapter, in the great Crusades that began in the 11th century. You have done a wonderful job of calling for
diplomatic answers and dialogue between the warring factions in the Middle
East. Of course, you haven’t identified
the good and evil in this battle so we can assume that they are both moral
combatants: otherwise you would not call for negotiations. I can assume that prior to the establishment
of an
Jerusalem was central to the spiritual identity of Muslims from the very beginning of their faith. When the Prophet Muhammad first began to preach in Mecca in about 612, according to the earliest biographies, which are our primary source of information about him, he had his converts prostrate themselves in prayer in the direction of Jerusalem. They were symbolically reaching out toward the Jewish and Christian God, whom they were committed to worshipping, and turning their back on the paganism of Arabia. Muhammad never believed that he was founding a new religion that canceled out the previous faiths. He was convinced that he was simply bringing the old religion of the One God to the Arabs, who had never been sent a prophet before.
Consequently, the Koran, the inspired scripture that Muhammad brought to the Arabs, venerates the great prophets of the Judeo-Christian tradition. It speaks of Solomon's "great place of prayer" in Jerusalem, which the first Muslims called City of the Temple. Only after the Jews of Medina rejected Muhammad did he switch orientation and instruct his adherents to pray facing Mecca, whose ancient shrine, the Kabah, was thought by locals to have been built by Abraham and his son Ishmael, the father of the Arabs.
The answer is clear that no one religion should occupy and control
Jerusalem. You, however, are satisfied
with the status quo where the Jewish religion protects your ancient relics.
You, my young editor, concentrate your energies on your brand of
morality and immorality; your black and white world of good and evil. You can’t get past your righteousness to pose
a solution to the Middle East war that is actually workable. If you were to
break through your two sided prism, you may just see that the Middle East war
is about land and relics and in particular, Jerusalem. You may also ask yourself why does the world
allow the State of Israel to control this city that has caused wars for a
thousand years?
I know you are not a big supporter of the United Nations, but wouldn’t a
mild solution to the problem be for Jerusalem to be ‘ordained’ a city of the
world, not belonging to or occupied by any country. Following the example of the Vatican City,
the world could enlist the Swiss to secure the city and even administer the
city services. No one would own the
land, the edifices or religious relics.
They would be owned by the world of humanity.
Diplomacy indeed.
Yours truly,
Sir Geoffrey Wrinkles
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August 12, 2006
Geoffrey Wrinkles
Dear Mr. Wrinkles,
You haven’t revealed your religious persuasion to me so I have to assume
that you are an atheist. You have not
found Christ and you don’t recognize the true prophet that was conceived by God
himself and as the son of God, died for our sins and gives us the courage to
die for his cause.
“Ordained City” indeed.
Yours truly,
Brian Weasley
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August 20, 2006
Freedom Voice
Attn: Brian Weasley
Dear Mr. Weasley,
May I assume you label me an atheist because I have not embraced your
brand of Christianity? You seem to be
suffering the same malady as the extremists of Islam and
I especially like this quote from Albert Einstein.
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of
the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we
are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in
the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God."
I actually pray to God. In my own
brand of Deism, I pray for intervention.
I have lived ninety years and have seen and heard many moral platitudes
based on Bible, Quran or Torah interpretations. Men of religious, political or simply power
motives have rationalized their behavior or pointed to the writings in their
‘Book’ to subjugate others to their will or simply steal possessions or
land.
Yes, I do have a prayer to God.
Dear God, father of all creation.
We thank you for your mercy and guidance.
Send us a Messiah, a voice above all,
To make us a world family and heaven on earth.
If one can imagine a world without religions, one could also imagine a world
where the energies of humankind would be directed at the brotherhood of man;
our likenesses, struggles and our common goal to make this a heaven on earth
for all of the inhabitants. Moral
guidance would be in the form of a mind set that saw man’s crusade as a quest
for true harmony among men and a healthy planet for future generations. We
don’t need prayers in school, we need an emphasis on
our role in building this a better world.
We say prayers to God thanking him for ‘this good bread’ and everything
good that happens to us. What if we
taught children that every night they must say a prayer to mankind. They will pray that tomorrow they will do a
good for another person in order to make this a heaven on earth. Without this
emphasis on human kind, we will have to wait for a new Messiah that foreshadows
all the previous pretenders to the throne and be embroiled in this contest of
differences and righteousness.
Yours truly,
Sir Geoffrey Wrinkles
August 28, 2006
Geoffrey Wrinkles
Dear Mr. Wrinkles,
I ask forgiveness for presumptively calling you an atheist. I can respect the concept of Deism, but find
it lacking in the principles that the Bible gives us to live by. A Christian can refer to passages in the
Bible to guide him in the ways to live his life and how to treat his fellow
man. What guides you in your daily life?
Yours truly,
Brian Weasley
September 4, 2006
Freedom Voice
Attn: Brian Weasley
Dear Mr. Weasley,
What guides me is humanity and the Golden Rule:
something that everyone learns in the first year of
A new scourge was growing and spreading and they saw it as a threat to
the power and wealth they had attained.
It was a brand of socialism that threatened their positions and the
control they had over the population.
The new scourge was Communism and fortunate for the power brokers, it
was an oligarchy that saw religion as a crutch of the people and tried to ban
it; when in fact the Communists were fearful of sharing their power with the
powerful elite among religions. This was fortunate for the ‘leaders of the free
world’ for they were handed the most powerful propaganda weapon to continue the
subjugation of their populations. The
leaders feared this brand of socialism because it was a threat to their wealth
and power. Their ally, the Church, also
feared Communism because of the threat of their power over the people. Instead of a fear of Communism that was
socialism to the extreme, these allies were able to portray a godless enemy
that must be stopped: a Communist Russia that was against religion or a
In less than a decade, the other big godless communist threat,
Now we are beginning a new era that is witnessing the zeal of the power
brokers with their religious right allies to wage a crusade to fight terrorism
around the globe. They have successfully
pulled out the “security” card from the deck to make us fear a bunch of common
criminals who should be hunted down as rabble.
Instead of enlisting the world police organizations to locate and
capture the criminals, the power elite is invading countries and further
feeding the insatiable appetite of the military industrial complex: leaving
I must admit, I don’t understand this strange bedfellow relationship
between the religious right and the power brokers. The brokers look at every opportunity to
plunge the people into debt and provide the wealthy with tax breaks. Is this the Christian way? How does a Christian rationalize all that the
power brokers stand for: reducing funds
to education, ignoring the health issues of the population, allowing unheard of
profits for oil companies as the public must adjust their budgets to pay for the
gas to travel to work, disregarding the health of our planet, and the many
issues that make up the platform of the brokers. How can a Christian support this
platform? Unless, in the words of that
inscrutable Pat Robertson, God allegedly revealed to him and his
Christian Coalition that He wants them to take over
Yours truly,
Sir Geoffrey Wrinkles
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September12, 2006
Geoffrey Wrinkles
Dear Mr. Wrinkles,
I can easily understand why you don’t understand the relationship
between the ‘power brokers’ and the religious right. It may not have occurred to you that the
righteous and the rich have one thing in common, their need to cleanse the
earth of the heathens and the added need for the means to accomplish this
task. In today’s world, God’s army is
made up of more than shields and lances.
It requires the most sophisticated technology and weaponry to combat the
sophisticated armies of the devil. The
rich are righteous and the righteous are rich in their love of Christ and their
zeal to protect the one true religion.
Since the beginning of time wars have been necessary. How do you suppose man has advanced to his
current state of knowledge and sophistication?
I hope this answers your question.
Yours truly
Brian Weasley
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September 4, 2006
Freedom Voice
Attn: Brian Weasley
Dear Mr. Weasley,
You have indeed answered my question and at the same time, you have posed
a most interesting question. May I answer you, in both cases, with the
postulate that riches lead to war and that man has degenerated, not evolved
because of war.
Let me first define war. A war
can be an action of defense (for the nation being attacked), or a war of
expansion (the aggressor) or an internal war (people deciding how they will be
governed). It is obvious that the nation
being attacked is protecting their territory and status quo. The multifarious motives of the aggressor
require a little explanation: leading to
my conclusion that wars of aggression defile both God and man’s morality. Internal wars are the natural evolution of
man in his quest for a government that will provide true justice and equality
for all.
The motives of the aggressors in the past 2,000 years have been for a
number of reasons, none of which have been for altruistic causes. A few examples would be greed, egomania, and
power.
I will be selective in my examples and you are certainly encouraged to
provide your own citations to refute me.
The Roman wars were for the expansion of wealth and power.
The Muslim war began with the attack on
The
In the meantime, the Pope called on his subjects to capture the holy
land and start the thousand year war.
King Henry V of
Before we proceed to ‘modern’ times, it is clear that the aggressor’s motives had nothing to do with religion or the good of all mankind. Entire cultures were eliminated or assimilated into the aggressor’s own brand of civilization.
This leads us to the 18th century and the
American colonial war with
A population has the right to choose their form of government and rebel against the powers that control them. This is an important concept in our current discussion: the right of the population to choose their form of government and the justification to be an internal aggressor.
The American Revolution was followed by the French revolution: again, the people making their choice of how they are governed.
The French selected Napoleon to run head the military. While the French were putting their house in
order, the British, Prussian, Russian, Spanish and Austrian monarchies began to
be fearful of this trend in
This was the beginning of the Napoleonic Wars. Napoleon was still only a commander and not
the leader of
I see a parallel here between the actions of the power broking monarchies of that time and today’s power broking governments that fear government systems that spread the wealth and power more evenly among the population.
We can’t forget the American Civil war: the north trying to subjugate the south. The blacks were freed and the northern carpet baggers took over the wealth of the south. 100 years later a southerner named LBJ had to pass Civil Rights Legislation to finally allow blacks equality. If the civil war had not happened, economics and the black man’s pursuit of freedom would have occurred naturally, and it would have likely happened earlier than a 100 years. Most likely, when the labor unions began to emerge at the turn of the century, the blacks would have had the leadership to rise up, band together and force the system to allow equality.
This leads us to that great expansionist, Teddy
Roosevelt. He wanted
Does anyone know why we went to
Go figure.
Then on to the next great war: WW11.
The next great war was in
After
During this period, another catchphrase surfaced. The domino theory. The theory that if one
country falls to communism, their neighbors would be close behind. So we found ourselves in
After
Ronny’s next adventure came in 1980 with the start of the
Iran-Iraq war. He was still angry at
After Ronny, it was relatively calm until
Next came the war in
The
Bill Clinton, like George Bush Sr., saw that the greatest
threat to this country was not external, but internal. Great civilizations corrode from within
through corruption and fiscal policy.
This brings us to the present and it is best summed up by Richard Clark, National Security Advisor for Reagan, Bush, Clinton and the current Bush.
Richard
A. Clarke (born 1951)
provided national security advice to four U.S. presidents: Ronald
Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bill
Clinton and George W. Bush, consulting on issues of intelligence
and terrorism,
from 1973 to 2003. Until his retirement in 2003, Mr. Clarke was a member of the
Senior Executive Service.
Clarke's
specialties are computer security, counterterrorism
and homeland security. He was the counter-terrorism
adviser on the U.S. National Security Council
when the September 11, 2001 attacks occurred.
Against All Enemies: Inside America's War on Terror is a 2004 book by former U.S. national
security advisor Richard A. Clarke, criticizing past and present
presidential administrations for the way they handled the war on
terror. The book focused much of its criticism on President
George W. Bush, charging that he failed to take sufficient action to
protect the country in the elevated-threat period before the September 11, 2001 attacks and for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, which Clarke feels
greatly hampered the war on terror.
Clarke
argues that he made numerous urgent requests for a meeting about dealing with
terrorism, had CIA Director George
Tenet include numerous details about Al-Qaeda in
daily briefings, found an unprecedented level of terrorist "chatter"
before September 11, but still Bush refused to go to high alert, as President
Clinton had done in a similar situation. Had they gone to high alert,
Clarke would likely have found that the FBI had photos of two of
the hijackers. They could have tracked the two down, interrogated them, and
perhaps stopped the September 11 attacks.
Soon
after 9/11, he says that defense secretary Donald
Rumsfeld wanted to bomb Iraq, even though there was no evidence of their
involvement, because they had more "good targets" than Afghanistan,
which was actually involved.
Clarke
also says that on September 12, 2001, President Bush "testily" asked
him to try to find evidence that Saddam Hussein was connected to the terrorist
attacks. (After an initial denial, the White House has since conceded that the
meeting took place.) In response he wrote a report stating there was absolutely
no evidence of Iraqi involvement and got it signed by all relevant agencies
(the FBI, the CIA, etc.). The paper was quickly returned by a deputy with a
note saying "Please update and resubmit," apparently unshown to the
President.
Clarke
also recalls a meeting where then Defense Deputy Secretary Paul Wolfowitz
expressed doubt that Osama bin Laden could have carried out the attacks on
September 11 without state sponsorship — a theory based on the writings of Laurie
Mylroie that Clarke says has been exhaustively investigated and disproven.
But
perhaps most damagingly, Clarke claims that the administration has done "a
terrible job" fighting terrorism, even since September 11. In particular,
he feels the 2003 invasion of
Furthermore,
he feels the war has taken resources from the more important fight: stopping
Al-Qaeda in
We have perpetrated wars of aggression in both
In my 91 years, I have of course been proven wrong
on some of my opinions. Perhaps you
could enlighten me on past and current wars and the good they have served
mankind.
Best Regards,
Sir Wrinkles
PS: If any readers would like to help this young
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