Biodome 06/05

A love to chase away the demons I hear everyday…

Hello and welcome to the biodome a user-friendly vessel about the size of a pea created to take you inside the genius of FBB.  In the following pieces is an attempt to introduce and explain the characters, the plot and the background. Also to answer any questions or vague uneasy feelings you might be having at this point. We accept no responsibility for your opinion.

Q. what are fire breathing babies?

A. in the remote regions of northern Mongolia it is common for tribal nomads to mention when weather is hot," I'm extremely affected by this mighty sun. Someone throw water at the fire breathing baby. "

Q. when will the EP be released?

A. our erect penises are currently being held until an undetermined date.


The roster:

Neil Parek (chief musical enforcer, strings of high timbre and co-founder)
Ron Ryan (vocal solutions, queso fresco panninies, daily dilemmas)
Mike balboa (drums, sounds, mics, paleness)
AJ3po (chunks of lowness, note checker, ass master)
Matt Treadway (keys, always on time, fuckin’ nails)


The objective:

1. pay the bills
2. good drink and grub
3. beautiful girls
4. quality of life
5. expression
6. open doors
7. satisfy need for attention


I woke up early one morning and she was crying in her sleep. It's like she wanted a bottle in her dream. She was moving her shoulders and hips and then she collapsed peaceful and motionless. Back to sleep baby. Start dreaming of scenes and songs and shit for us to do on stage. You are quite pink and chubby you little milk-sucker but I love you none the less. You must have a purpose FBB. It's either this or self-destruction and crime. For us this group is a reason and a purpose. A beautiful hovering breath to satisfy the thirst. A steady rattle club,club,clubing on the kitchen table of our minds as we eat our cream of wheat. She's a perfect eye smile on a dingy bus.

The guys I work with, they're the smart ones. Players with experience and theory, aptitude and determination. Some of these guys even have investments. What the fuck is that? to me an investment is a duffle bag I stick all my shit in every time I look for a new place to live. That's cool though…maybe I'll learn something. got to be patient.

INTERVIEWER: what first drew you to working with ron

NEIL :his ability to go without water for long periods of time

RON: I ain't drank shit fer water fer three days

INTERVIEWER: uh..that’s impressive but there must have been some musical connection

RON: peeing is such a dirty thing to do. That's why .

INTERVIEWER: that's why what?

RON: no water fer megalong times.

NEIL: when he told me about that I knew we were on to something

INTERVIEWER: don't you know it's unhealthy to go without water for long periods of time
Phone rings…

NEIL: I got to take this call

INTERVIEWER: so ron the rumor mill has it you have a small substance abuse issue

RON: those reports are greatly exaggerated and I resent the reasoning behind substance and abuse even being used in the same sentence.

the weather turned this week and the heat crept in like a sandbag. FBB took a lump. assmaster wants to bolt. apparently this ain't doin'' it for him. if i could i'd tell him it's hard anywhere you go. it's hard to stand for something or have a different view. it's hard to express yourself without feeling vulnerable. it's hard to make a choice. i'd try to make him see that there is no better way to learn how to lead and let go at the same time than being in this band. i'd remind him that his co-members care about him. i'd tell him to get whatever plugs or phones it takes to deal with the attack and volume of mike's kit. i'd tell him it's often more painful being right. suck it up!

INTERVIEWER: the guys seem kinda bummed you're leaving. any chance you've reconsidered?

AJ: (reaching forward) can i touch this? it's lunchtime and ass is on the menu.

INTERVIEWER: perhaps all this ass has gone to your head.

MATT: perhaps i'll crush your fuckin' lungpipe if you ever talk to him that way again. (hugging AJ) don't listen to him.

INTERVIEWER: (visibly shaken) my point being you seem distracted.

AJ: i'm a smacka that ass!

MATT: he will!

RON: do you know any hookers?

INTERVIEWER: i'm amazed you guys get anything done.

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