Front Row - Buffy, Taffy, Susie
Second Row - Bitsy, Scraps, Freya

Bitsy
Mmmmf...oof! Freya, where on earth did you get zis lipshtick?
It is so gooey itsh making my lipsh shtick togeffur.
And the nail polish has hardened and shtuck my feet to the footshtool!

Freya
... uummmm ...

Buffy
Susie, why are you streaking your hair..
As a tortie, you have natural streaking.
I'm not so lucky.

Susie
Actually, I don't have much of the chamois color, so I haff to touch it up.
An I was wondering why you're doing it on your tail.

Buffy
Partly because I wanted a change and party because of Scooter.
Wud you believe, yesterday he comes over to me and leans over and asks,
"Hey, Buffy, do I have a rip in my pants?"
And when I look, he fartz in my face! Yuk!

Freya
... ahhhh ...

Susie
That is yukky - but how will streaking your tail hairs affect Scooter?

Buffy
After I streaked my tail hairs, I backcombed and used LOTS of hairspray.
My tail is now considered a lethal weapon.
That Scooter will be sorry he chased me around all day long!!!
He was so bad meowmie had to put him in detention.

Freya
... mrrrrr ...

Susie
Scooter is just like Fernando. He is all the time trying to clean my beautious fur.
I hope he gets a taste of foil. It wud serf him rite.
Taffy - will you puleese quit swishing yur hair around.

Taffy
Oh Susie, I can't help it. I love this wig so much - it's long and blond and wonderful !!!
I sashay around, pose and toss my hairs offur my shoulder.
You should see the way that bully Sammy runs from me when I wave it in his face.
It serves him right fur being such a meany.

Bitsy
Hmpf! I think you would look much better if you turned that silly wig around!

Taffy
I don't care what you think. I love, love, love it!!!

Bitsy
And Scraps, your bathing costume is fur too revealing.
It is not seemly fur girls to display their navels!

Scraps
My goodness, Bitsy, where have you been? This is the latest style being worn at Cannes.
An my navel is not exposed. It has a belly button in it.
I also added the hat and ankle bracelet.
If you don't have an ankle bracelet, you're completely out of it.
And as I do a monthly shopping page for the CLAW Zine I haff to keep up on new fashions.
You might benefit from reading my last article,

Bitsy
If any of those disgusting boys at Tomzrule see you dressed
--or should I say undressed-- like that, I fear they will attack you.
I would never be caught in such an outfit.

Scraps
Well Bitsy - it's OK if yu keep slim and trim like me.
I'm really lucky to still have my belly button jewel.
My pesky brofur Jordan thought it would be fun to play with
and he ended up SWALLOWING it!
Well - I ran and ran after him and he finally barfed it up.....disgusting!
But not as bad I guess as those farts and belches after he has spent an evening at Paddy's!

Freya
... eerrrrrr ....

Susie
Freya, I think we're all so boofur dat those silly Tomz will be after us all summer.

Freya
... mrrrrrph ...

Scraps
What's wrong with Freya?
She keeps making funny noises.

Taffy
Why ... I think her mask has hardened so she can't talk.

Bitsy
Well, that is a first fur Freya!
It is too bad it will have to be removed, as it is a first fur me also,
giving me a chance to get a word in.

Susie
Oh dear, this mask is hard as a rock.

Scraps
I almost have it all, Freya. But I'm being careful around your eyes.

Buffy
There there, Freya. You'll be all fine in a minute.

Freya
Oh Fangu Fangu Fangu! At least I ken talk now and am soooooo happy. Chuck had some Tomzrule frens offur yesterday - and I betcha one putted some cement in my face mask. Boy howdy, if I ever catch dat feller ...... But gurls, I feel awful dat I missed all da fun yu gurls had and I wanted so badly to join in and tell yu all how preddy you looked. Yu are all so kind tu help me. I will be fureffur grateful. Scraps, I haff neffur effur seen yu looking so cute and sexy. Yep .... dat outfit is really sexy - and yu wears it wiff dash. I am gonna get me an ankle bracelet. An Susie, I hope yur streaks comes out da rite colore. Buffy you got a tremendous color fur yur tail. Duz yu fink you'll effur do more streaking? Taffy, how smart you were to get a wig. Such a simple solushun. Juss pops it on an yu're ready to go. Bitsy I liked dat color of polish. It's a bestest brand, so I ken not imagine why it stuck. I betcha dat yu moved tu soon. Yu shud haff let it dry longer. Now you'll haff to start all offur. Yu knows, Bitsy, dat we muss pay a price fur booty. Yu muss be patient - like me. My goodness, I lay here in pain fur an hour patiently waiting fur my face to gets all soft and unlined and carefree - juss like when I wuz six monfs old. An further more .......

Bitsy
Sigh .... I told you. I told you.

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