Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

When in doubt, cop an attitiude.

Variety is the spice of life - one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are there.

Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

Find your place in the sun - expecially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm clean laundry.

Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.

When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.

If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several antique lamps.

Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

When you go out into the world, remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a prividege.

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