more bird antagonism
This guy was walking home late one night from the bar when this bird appeared and started questioning him about his priorities. The bird then proceeded to hang around for about an hour saying nothing; just staring him down. Then he asked the guy repeatedly how come he had that stupid beard, laughed for a while, then suddenly got very serious, and said "clean up your act," and then vanished. the guy was overheard at the bar later that week remarking how this particular bird was a "master of the awkward silence."

 
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