a sip of pilsner; streamlining the crooked river
This guy hasn't taken very good care of himself. His shirt is all messed up with holes and he probably doesn't smell very good. His hands are huge and his fingers crooked into the shape of a tin cup from years and years of drinking pilsner. Once he thought it was funny to get a black marker and write "pilsner" on his favorite cup, but the next morning he was trying to remember why that was funny.

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