Goldie Brown & The Swingin' Sausage Factory
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From the streets of the Big Easy comes a collection of gutter punks with the musical talent of a mildly-retarded boy band that sound amazingly like your tone-def grandpa inappropriately humming old negro spirituals while cutting the hedges in the front yard. The following singles are from the debut album Greatest Hits Vol. 1. Enjoy it for what it is...a sad attempt at musical debauchery!
LISTEN TO SOME SAMPLES:
Single #1: Star Wars Song
Single #2: Booty Call Girl
Single #3: Hippie Chick Love Song
Single #4: Whipped!
Single #5: Napster Killed the Video Star
Single #6: Yo Como la Chocha
Reviews:
Rolling Stone says: "We don't accept unsolicited material!"
Maxxim Magazine says: "Who the f#@k is Goldie Brown?"
Blenderr Magazine says: "I'd rather listen to Stephen Hawking play the banjo."
DaSource says: "Why'd you send us dis shizit, yo?...Yo ass is white!
Hellen Keller says: "It's the greatest thing I've ever heard...huh, what...who's there?"
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