THIS IS THE FOURTH SINGLE FROM:
GOLDIE BROWN & "THE SWINGIN' SAUSAGE FACTORY"
ENTITLED: WHIPPED!
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LYRICS:
I SIT AND WATCH THE LIFETIME CHANNEL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE'S CRYING AND I'M FEELING STRANGE, I'M CRYING TOO
SHE DRAGS ME STORE TO STORE HOPING TO FIND AN OUTFIT
FOR THE BROADWAY SHOW THAT SHE'S MAKING ME TAKE HER TO
BABY AM I IN DEEP SHIT? OR AM I IN A RELATIONSHIP?
SHE MAKES ME BE FOR SEX, 'CAUSE I THINK I'M WHIPPED (YE-YEAH)
SHE MAKES ME FEED HER BON-BONS, CLIP COUPONS AND BUY HER TAMPONS
AND WHEN SHE GIVES ME LIP, I SHOULDN'T TAKE IT, BUT I DO 'CAUSE I THINK I'M WHIPPED
MY FRIENDS ASK IF I'D LIKE TO GO OUT FOR A GUYS NIGHT
I ASK IF THEY WOULD MIND IF MY GIRLFRIEND CAME TOO
THEY SAY THAT MAYBE I SHOULD DATE SOMEBODY NEW, BUT
THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS, I'M GETTIN' LAID, AND THERE TESTICLES ARE A LIGHT SHADE OF BLUE
BABY AM I IN DEEP SHIT? OR AM I IN A RELATIONSHIP?
SHE MAKES ME BE FOR SEX, 'CAUSE I THINK I'M WHIPPED (YE-YEAH)
I CAN'T WATCH E-S-P-N, I'M SLEEPIN' ON THE COUCH AGAIN
AND WHEN SHE GIVES ME SHIT, I SHOULDN'T TAKE IT, BUT I DO 'CAUSE I KNOW I'M WHIPPED
HOW DID IT GET THIS WAY? HOW DID IT GET THIS WAY? HOW DID IT GET THIS WAY?
I THINK I'D BE BETTER OFF GAY (OH NO!)
I CAN'T LET PUSSY CONTROL, TAKE OVER THIS SONG AND DICTATE THE TEMPO (I GOT)
CRAZY ISSUES IN NEED OF KLEENEX TISSUES, SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DISS YOU, TAKE VACATIONS JUST TO MISS YOU (BECAUSE)
"GIRLS GONE WILD" AND CRAZY UP IN THE HEAD, MAKIN' ME COME THRU ON ALL THE SHIT I SAID TO GET THEM INTO BED
I CHALK IT UP TO PILLOW TALK, 'CAUSE I AIN'T WALKIN' THAT WALK
I MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE MY NAME TO SAN ANDREAS, EVERYTHING IS MY "FAULT" (SO DON'T)
GO ON DEFENDING THE MAN THAT'S JUST PRETENDING THAT HE CARES WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU WALK IN THE DOOR
I'M SO SICK OF BEING WHIPPED AND I'M SO OVER YOUR SHIT, I'M GONNA HIT IT AND ACQUIT IT 'CAUSE I'M WHIPPED NO MORE
(AND I'M GONE!)
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