Warning by Jenny Joseph

The Scarlett O’Hatters of the Desert

 

  founded by Queen Mum Jan

 

January 4, 2002

Scarlett O’Hatters of the Desert

 

Email: JanBob1@cox.net

 

goodkaren@cox.net

DEAR  LORD

 

So far today, am I doing all right.

I have not gossiped , lost my

Temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.

  I have not cursed, or eaten any chocolate, I have charged

Nothing on my credit card.

 

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute,

And I think that I will really need your

HELP then.

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens . . .

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.