Chow Chung is from China, and he is very wise. I've collected many of his fortune cookie sayings, and I present them here for your enjoyment! By the way, Chow Chung is a fictitious person, and his advice is not to be taken seriously.

Chow Chung says: Don't wish upon a falling star; you may be under it. Stars are pointy and they hurt.	Chow Chung says: Don't pick your nose with a screwdriver. Or a coffee stirrer.
Chow Chung says: Be nice to others, and if they're not nice to you...the heck with them.	Chow Chung says: Life is a one-way street, but you're entitled to as many U-turns as you wish.
Chow Chung says: I write hundreds of fortunes every day; you'll never see the same one twice.	Chow Chung says: Rain is like free water. Collect it and use it for household cleaning.
Chow Chung says: Don't cry over spilled milk; it will only make the spill bigger. Cry next to it.	Chow Chung says: I can't think of anything to say right now. Try the next fortune cookie.
Chow Chung says: "Happiness" begins with H and ends with S; so does "hamburgers".	Chow Chung says: Believe in all that Chow Chung says. It will bring you great things and stuff.
Chow Chung says: Don't judge a book by its cover - judge it by the TV show you saw about it.	Chow Chung says: Chow (my name) stands for Confidence, Healing, Optimism, and Wisdom.
Chow Chung says: Go ahead and count your chickens before they hatch, just to be sure.	Chow Chung says: You are the center of the universe; everything revolves around you.
Chow Chung says: Don't try to find the end of the rainbow. They only last for a few minutes.	Chow Chung says: Never use tissue paper to clean your glasses. You're gonna regret it!
Chow Chung says: Fortune cookies are high in protein and low in fat. Eat them often.	Chow Chung says: 47% of your dreams come true later on in life. Dream a lot of good stuff!
Chow Chung says: Call me for a spoken fortune! My number is 1-800-CHOW-SEZ.	Chow Chung says: 1 minute spent with a friend is 1 less minute spent with your worst enemy.
Chow Chung says: There is no greater gift you can earn in life than life itself. Life rules!	Chow Chung says: Waste precious time; Turn on a fan and speak into it - you'll sound like a robot.
Chow Chung says: It is unsafe to dive into shallow water unless you're an action figure.	Chow Chung says: Rolling stones gather lots of moss if you roll them in a very mossy area.
Chow Chung says: Every 50th fortune cookie I make has a $50 bill in it! Buy them often.	Chow Chung says: It's good to laugh at people who make mistakes. Mistakes are a part of life.
Chow Chung says: Give my fortune cookies to kids on Halloween. Like, spread the word, man.	Chow Chung says: Finding a needle in a haystack is easy. Just look at the haystack - bingo!