Did you really want to send me $5 a month or something?
Why?
What for?
Hmmmm.
Hey wait.....
I'm sorry,
I guess I was being rude to ask.
I shouldn't stand in the way of your benevolence.
After all, it's your money...
So, I guess I shouldn't turn it down.
That would be rude too.
But, there really isn't anything to join.
I guess I could send you a "thank you" card or something.