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My archive of  826  links I've collected from the internet



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Computers Games Government Gore
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Your LINKS
Websites
Comic-Con International
Volunteer and get in free!
San Diego Comic Book Convention
Snopes
The facts about Urban Legends 
OMBAC
Over the Line Tournament
HellsAngels.com  
Check out your local chapter's home page.
Society for Creative Anachronism
fighting old school
World Telecams
Control cameras all over the world
Mission Beach Cam (broken link-hoping it comes back)
World Trade Center Photo Gallery 
911 Digital Archive  
EndOfExistance.org  
Nuclear Blast Mapper
Creation by Outside Intervention
c/o Nexus Magazine
Ancient Atomic Warfare  pt1 pt2
A Brief History of the Apocalypse 
The Torture Museum 
20th Century Castles 
Private Islands 
Modern Ruins 
Body Worlds  
Museum exhibits of real human bodies without their skin (very fuckin' creepy)
Restrooms.org
A woman's guide on how to pee standing up -by Denise Decker, RN, BSN ...huh?
Odd Pics 
Phreeque  
Our Strange World  
Damn Interesting  
Antique Weirdness  
Disturbing Auctions  
Mullets Galore    
Museum of Hoaxes  
The Dick List
A place to tell the world what a DICK he is!
Human For Sale  
How much are you worth?
Extreme Pumpkins  
Top Secret Recipes
Brand-name clones you can make at home
Edible Insects
BadTipper.com  
Web tender
Everything a bartender needs to know ...with search engine
Modern Drunkard Magazine 
Bum Wines 
420 Times Magazine
Herbage
Before Prohibition 
News of the Weird 
Found Magazine    
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Jim Rose Circus Sideshow
Howard Stern
Truth or Fiction?   
dMarie Time Capsule 
Playing with Time  
Industrious Clock 
Double Agent   
MetaSpy 
Google Mirror Site  
Google Piglatin  
Google Stats  
Google Watch  
 Toogle Image Search  
Random Search  
Bill Gates Net Worth Page 
Who Owns What  
Patron Saints 
The Worm Within    
Surrogate Live Pelt   
Skini London 
Salmon Skin Fashions
Duct Tape Fashion  
Wacky Uses   
Shark Attacks
How to Cook a Cat
Cat Fight  
The Cat in Urban Mythology    
Dog Island 
Comic Book Resources  
Etched in Time  
Spawn.com   
CASPIAN
The Company Therapist
Transcripts of therapy sessions  
Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation  
Straightjacket Escapology  
Dreams Online   
Ask The Dream Doctor 
Freaky Dreams   
Hollywood Diaries  
Wild Mood Swings  
Ecotonocha Message Tree  
Quackwatch
Learn about Quacks and Quackery
Contortion Homepage  
Guns for Kids
 SITE SHUT DOWN -The Story 
Gun Girls   
Commando Chicks  
Ok, whatever....
When They Were Your Age
Disney Fun Facts  
Modified Cars  
SikLink.com
Idiom Site
London Slang 
Spanish Slang 
Slanguage.com 
Name Statistics  
The Jefferson Muzzles  
Starship Exeter  
Your Weight on Other Worlds   
24th Century Design 
Clonaid  
A Child's Machiavelli 
Awful Plastic Surgery  
Butlers Guild  
Seventies Design  
1971 Sears Catalog  
1931 DeMoulin Bros. Catalog   
Fucked Company  
George W. Bush ~ Antichrist  
The Pig Pen Cipher  
Talk Backwards  
 

Paranormal

THE DISCLOSURE PROJECT
Press Conference Video  
Aliens on Earth  
Cromation Industries  
UFOs and other stuff
Stop Alien Abductions 
The Great Goosini
Online Palm Reading
Wanna Be A Psychic?
Voodoo Authentica   
GhostStudy
Library Ghost
Shadow People  
CryptoZoology  
Occultopedia  
Almost Haunted ghost pictures  
 

Death

Find A Grave  
Celebrity Morgue  
The Cremation Process    
Odds of Dying     
The Death Clock  
Who Would You Kill?  
Hitman Professional Killings  
Dead Rock Stars Club
Dead Musician Directory 
Find A Death  
Who's Alive and Who's Dead
          See who is and who isn't
Disneyland Deaths
Shrunken Heads  
Skulls Unlimited    
Butchering the Human Carcass  
Last words
Dying Words  
Alcor Life Extension 
          Go ahead, freeze your ass for the future!
Life Gems   
Strange Deaths Archive  
Amusement Ride Accidents  
Genetic Savings and Clone

 

 

 Technology
Cobra & Viper Security Vehicles
Skycar 
Gibbs Aquada 
 MDI MiniCAT  
Personal VTOL Aircraft   
Solotrek went out of business, but they almost had it
Russian Defense Export 
Vehicle Crash Ratings
Cybird  
SETI @ home
Hubble Telescope  
Solar System Simulator  
Earthquake Hazards
Academy of Science 
How Stuff Works
Earth Impact Craters 
Gizmodo  
Inventors & Inventions 
No Contact Jacket 
Robosapien 
Victorian Era Robots 
Ancient Inventions 
Lateral Science 
Absurd Inventions 
Molecules with Silly Names  
 

Computer

Programs

Zone Alarm
This free firewall will protect you from most hackers
Trend Micro Housecall  
Free online virus scan by the PC-cillian people  
Ad Aware
This free program will seek out and destroy those sneaky internet spy programs that tell all about you 
WeatherBug  
Free weather program puts your local temperature in your sys tray and provides full weather info
dBpowerAMP
Free program converts big .wav files to little .mp3s or vice versa
CNET download.com
Tons of useful programs
...look for the free ones
Goofy Programs
 
Websites

Binary Converter 
IP Address Locator   
Anonymous Web Surfing  
Register Domains
$8.95 per year!  -wow!
Semantic Security Check
Look up a person's ISP from their IP address or URL to report abuse.
VirusList.com  
Encyclopedia of computer viruses
Webopedia  
Computer encyclopedia
Inside Outlook Express   
Dead Dot.coms  

Graphics and Stuff

Free Graphics 
Animation Factory 
Useless Graphics
Celtic Web Art
Flaming Text .com  
Cool Text 
Mat's Script Archive
Leo's Icon Archive
Feeble Minds
Clays Sound Emporium 
Movie Wavs Page 
Identifont  

Quizzes

Personality Disorder Test
Psych Tests and Quizzes
Smarter than Miss America? 
Fake or Foto? 
1929 Wall Street Crash Game 
Belief-O-Matic 
Densa Quiz
          How dumb are you?
The Geek Test  
Purity Test 500
The Evil Test  
Hoax Photo Test      
Band Names
          Real or Not?
Shakespearian Tragic Flaw
Dante's Inferno Test
          What level of Hell will you go to?
The Asshole/Bitch Test
Evil Finder 
Cool Person Test
Program Language Inventor or Serial Killer? 
Porn Star or My Little Pony? 
What Movie Villain are you? 
Ace's Quizzes  
Mensa Workout  
Words Per Minute 
What Sex Position are you? 
Bugzzzy's 
          What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?
Female or Shemale?
          I got 100% first time!
Funnel or Tunnel?
Silicon Challenge 
Psychic or Psycho? 
Quick Quiz   
Chinapaint Quiz 

 

 

Crime

America's Most Wanted
The Crime Library 
c/o Court TV
Crime Magazine
An Encyclopedia of Crime
Crime Scene Investigations  
Gang Land  
Crime Spider 
Links to crime websites
Dumb Laws 
Clumsy Crooks  
Inmate Penpals   
Mugshots.org  
The Clinton Lawyers
c/o deadlawyers.com
The True Stella Awards
stupid law suits
A. P. B. Online
Listen to live police scanners in your city
Class Action America
Police Auctions.com
The Rip Off Report    
Stalker's Homepage
Anti-Stalking Website  
National Driver's License Database  
Forensic Entomology 
Arresting Images 
Karen Greenlee   
The Mass Murder Website   
Cults Are Us Hit List 
Before The Needles
The History of Execution in America 
Flash Face
Create your own "police artist sketch"  
 

Serial Killers

Manson Family Picnic
...been a while since I've seen this site
Serial Killers  
Twisted Minds
  

 

 

Fun

Your LINKS
Funny

The White House 
Terror Ready 
Bush Kids Gone Wild 
Bush Speech
George Says...  
Bush Aerobics  
Jesse Jackson Race Card  
Hero Builders  
Psychedelic Republicans  
Dog Doo .com  
Subservient Chicken    
Janet Reno is Hot   
USArmy Fun Page
Murphy's Laws
Mail Order Husbands 
For Sale By Mental Patient
Trailer Park Homepage 
Red Telectronix    
Stratoblaster  
Online Pranks
Insane Lists
Pinstruck
Freak Show in my Pocket 
Penis Owner's Club   
Pick-up Lines
Looney Tunes
Aardman.com
Joe Cartoon
Create a South Park Character 
The Man Who Has Breasts  
Satanic Hamster Dance 
Burger King Song
How To Dance Properly
Cynical Greeting Cards
Texas Fat Asses
Pee Wee Conspiracy  
Finishing School   
Tongue Twisters 
Virtual Coin Toss
Virtual Crack  
Bart's Blackboard 
Bart's calls to Moe 
Martha Stewart 
Michael Jackson Face Maker    
Excuses  
Ship of Fools
NotMensa  
Evil People Inc.  
Tampons  
Landover Baptist 
Americans For Purity 
Adult Christianity  
Jesus Christ Superstore 
JesusDressUp.com    
Jesus.com 
Ask Satan 
Ask-a-Ho  
Apocalypse Cartoons  
Revenge Lady   
Barbies  
Doll Boobs
Japanese Engrish
Bobo World
Dictator or Sit-Com
Black People Love Us
Rice Boy
Cereal Character Guide
Animal Defense Militia     
Bad Cookie 
Pigeon Cam    
Fugly 
Hetracil  
Combovers  
Fat Chicks in Party Hats  
Lip Balm Anonymous  
Poop Machine
The Farting Dot  
Museum of Food Anomalies   

Things To Do

Origami Underground
Money Origami  
911 - Folding a $20 bill 
Yamaha Paper Craft 
Scout Knots
City Creator  
Bloody Finger  
Hand Shadows
Shooting Rubber Bands  
Shoot it  
Shoe Lacing Methods   

 

Fun Generators

Random Insult Generator  
The Dialectizer 
Cockney Translator  
Pirate Translator
(another) Pirate Translator  
12 year old AOLer Translator  
Super Hero Generator   
Evil Clown Generator
Bible Verse Generatior
Tombstone Generator 
Toe Tag Generator    
Maze Generator 
Candy Heart Generator   
Bart Simpson Blackboard
Pot Prescription Generator     
Alanis Lyric Generator
Goth Lyric Generator 
Love Calculator
Farrakhan Name Generator
Vampire Name Generator   
Anagram Generator 
Internet Anagram Server  
Cyborg Name Generator
Alien I.D. Generator    
Acronym Finder  
Acme Label Maker  
DearJohn Letter Generator
Apology Note Generator
The Apathetic Journal Entry Generator 
Caricature Generator
Mr. Picassohead   
Bar Code Server
Phone Spell
Sockman Calculator  

Fun Websites


The Onion 
Satire Wire  
Modern Humorist  
Liquid Generation
Heavy.com  
Heartless Bitches Intl
Laughing Lynx
Jokes and Humor
News of the Weird   
Anomalies Unlimited
Losers .org
Putrid.com
Darwin Awards
Drive me insane.com
99 Rooms   
Prehensile  
 GPrime  

 

 Movies / TV
Internet Movie Data Base (IMDB.com)
Look up any actor, director, or movie.  Whatzizname?  You'll find it!
Atom Films
Lots of cool short films and animation.
PMAC Puppet Show 
Warn your children about the threat of ZOMBIES!
DVD Hidden Features  
Rotten Tomatoes
Movies... good or bad
TV Acres
Facts about TV shows
Whatever Happened To... 
The Encyclopedia of TV 
Sitcoms Online
Photo Gallery and other stuff 
Silent Ladies and Gents
I love these
Best Movie Links  
Seeing Stars in Hollywood
Charles B. Griffith Filmography
German site about my Uncle Chuck
Script-O-Rama
Movie and TV Scripts
Movies Based On True Stories
Elfman's Music for a Darkened People
Arnie.com
Cartoon Research
Toonopedia   
Klingon Language Institute  
Orange County Choppers  

Games

Playstation.com
X Box.com  
Mega Games
Game Faqs
Cheat Planet

Simon Swears 
Telescope Game 
Sheep Game 
Marbles
addicting -my hi score 572 
Etch A Sketch 
Lite-Brite      
Hangman   
with a twist  
Slot Car Game
build your track first then race
Edward Gorey Mysteries 
Letter Rip Word Game  
Rock Paper Scissors Society 
Happy Puppy
Etymologic
word game
Puzzle Factory
JigsawLand  
Zach's Word Unscrambler
Sick & Twisted games
best is adult tetris (I cleared 59 screens)
Name That Game
How well do you remember those old games?
Game Boy Online  
play without a gameboy
New Grounds  
Gravilux  
left click/right click
refresh=reset
Grappa
left click/draw
right/erase
The Scribbler    
Perpetual Bubble Wrap
Decapitation Grid
...just weird
Pop Cap Games
Some cool little games
Coffee Break Games
Fire Planet
Quick Draw
watch that 1st shot
Ant City 
Jeopardy Online
Wheel Of Fortune  
Pong Story 
Strip Or Die 
Spank The Secretary 
Name That Candy Bar  
 

California Lottery 
Check winning numbers
(current and past)
 

Music

Twisted Tunes
Miserable Melodies  
Large site with horrible vocals.  Has the notorious Linda McCartney/Hey Jude track and Shatner's Mr. Tambourine Man
Rock & Roll Hall of Shame
You have to hear Pat Boone sing Enter Sandman!
Backstage Pass
Singer and band Riders (backstage demands)
c/o The Smoking Gun
Song Facts  
Hip Hop & R&B Artists
Their REAL names
Hidden Song Archive    
Am I right?
Misheard lyrics and song parodies 
CreateBands.com  
Mixulator  
Encyclopedia Metallica  
Museum of Bad Album Covers  
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children

 

Information

Your LINKS
Reference

Webster's Dictionary
Your Dictionary.com
PC General Reference 
Britannica

The Quotations Page
Famous Quotes
Rhyme Zone 
Rhyming Dictionary
Word Origins  
Phrases With Origins  
Etymology Dictionary  

Statistics.com
AnyWho Directory
Bible Search  

Terraserver
TerraFly   
Map Machine  
Yale Online Maps
Rare Map Collection
World Paper Money 

Medicinal Herbs 
Home Remedies  
eMedicine
Symptom Checker
Gray's Anatomy  
Dream Anatomy Gallery  

Metropolitan Museum of Art
      Timeline of Art History
The Artchive

Online Slang Dictionary  
Alternative Dictionaries  
Skeptic's Dictionary   
Pic Search
Information Warfare  
Military Links Page 
Einstein Archives  
Scientific American  

Books

Internet Public Library  
Bartleby (free online book library)
Guinness World Records
Book Of The Dead
Aesop's Fables
Oly-hay ible-bay
Sacred Text Archive  

Converters

OnlineConversion.com
CoolMath Calculators
Currency Converter
Language Translation  
Time Zone Converter  
Temperature Converter
Recipe Converter
Metric Converter
Scientific Calculator
Percent Change Calculator
Inflation Calculator
USPS Domestic Calculator
Network Calculator
Binary Convertor  
Soulmate Calculator
Body Mass Calculator  
Breast Cancer Risk Calculator
Pregnancy Calculator
Calorie Calculator
BTU Calculator
PlanetaryWeightChart 
Royalty Calculator  
Roman Numeral Converter
Calendar Converter
Cricket Chirp Converter  

 

 News
CNN
Fox News
Reuters
Forbes
BBC  
British Media Online  
The Weather Channel
National Weather Service
Rolling Stone 
National Enquirer

Sports

Chargers
Padres
ESPN
CNN/Sports Illustrated
MSNBC Sports
Pro Football Weekly
X Games
National Football League
Major League Baseball
National Basketball Association
National Hockey League
World Boxing Association
World Boxing Council
AMA Pro Racing
NASCAR
National Hot Rod Association
U.S. Olympic Committee
International Olympic Committee 

Government


FirstGov
Links to everywhere in the  federal Government
The White House
U.S. Senate 
House of Representatives
 Library of Congress  
U.S. Supreme Court
Dept. of Justice
Dept. of Defense
CIA
FBI  
     FBI 10 Most Wanted 
       FBI Files Reading Room
National Security Archive
N.A.U.P.A. 
          Unclaimed property  
Product Recalls  
Government Printing Office 
Center For Disease Control
World Health Organization  
United Nations

S.D. County Online
S.D.County Sheriff's Dept. 
S.D.CountySexOffenders
S.D.P.D.SexOffenders

 

 

Arts

Your LINKS
Bands

National

Other Music

S. D. Clubs

Hollywood

New York City 

 

 

 Music Info

 

 

Art / Artists

Artists

JOSEPH MICHAEL LINSNER
Creator of DAWN. Find out what he's up to or ask him a question on his message board. Has a large gallery section.
Also, check out this Cry for Dawn Web-Ring
Boris Vallejo Gallery 
Excellent gallery arranged by year  


Galleries and Websites

Worth 1000 Photoshop Gallery
Margot Knight Gallery  
Peter Kocak  
Adolph Hitler Gallery  
LSD Blotter Art Gallery
The Pinup Files  


Top 10 Urinals  

 

 

Tats / Piercing

Skin and Ink
Flesh & Spirit
body suspensions
BME Body Mod eZine  
Celebrity Tattoos

 

Adult

Your LINKS
Free Porn
Sublime Directory
Free Porn, what else can I say?
Free Ones
Gotta appreciate free
Wahoo Thumbs
More free porn... Wahoo!
Vids Vids Vids
Yep, free videos toward the bottom
Voyeurweb
On the tame side
Vampire Freaks
Gothic and Fetish Porn
Thumbzilla Movies of the Day 
Lorie Anne's Whore House 

Other Sites

Bettie Page .com  
Hawaiian Tropic Girls  
Love Ewe
Haw haw haw haw 
Clone Your Bone  
Match Your Snatch  
Technical Virgin 
The Real Doll
As seen on Howard Stern
Real Doll Surgery
Uh oh!  Someone's been workin' them girls too hard!!!
Real Doll Porn
Yes, it's a real Real Doll porn site
Animated Kama Sutra   
Places to Have Sex   
deQuest's Playsite
Fake Brit Babes
Famous British women in fake nude shots
Strip Poker
use full screen @ 600 x 800
World Sexual Records 
Sex with 500 men in 30 days