FREEDOM TUNNEL
I Chuck, Presents
My Freedom Tunnel
aka My Finest Moment
Back - long ago - NoseyParker,
da. head of Tomzrule, wuz in Bitsy's tower jail.
It wuz guarded tho no one ken sneak in tu free him. But I am gonna try.
Yep, I'm gonna tunnel clear over tu da castle. Den maybe we ken break intu
da
basement and frum dere find a way up to NP and Thammye.
Dith ith a big job tho
I haff Tomrule palz helping me dig.
Dey haff been gurreat. It ith hard dirty work.
(Ferny, KeeKee and Chuck)
My furth crew of volunteers ith a gureat bunch of guyz!! We been working all day.
I ith doin' da digging - natcherally, cuz I'm a groundhog and I ith an expert at digging. KeeKee fillz up da bucket wiff dirt. Fernando carries da bucket up and dumps it outside.
Yu ken listen in to some talk:
KeeKee:
Wat mewdoing, Ferny? Mew sleeping? I know mewr asleep.
Not fair! I work and grub - and mew sleep.
Ferny:
I am NOT sleeping. You put tu much dirt in da bucket.
I feel like I'm lifting an elefant!!
I push it up wiff my back feet cuz dey are strong.
KeeKee:
Well - mew look asleep to me!
Ferny:
I am not. I juss resting - fur an instant - tu get my strength back.
Chuck:
Hey guyz - hurry up - I got enuf dirt fur anudder bucket.
COMMENTS BY TOMZRULE MEMFURS
From Buddee:
I'll send youse down some nipz and some kwispy kweamz to hep youse
wif duh work. Ferny, youse haf furry strong back legs.
KeeKee, donz tink Ferny iz sleeping. He wantz NP and Sammeye reeleesed
too but MOL yew will haf to keep an eye on him juss duh same,
in dat posishun any chap culd nod off!
From KeeKee:
Mewsss Buddee.....fanks fur da kwispy kwemes.
Now I ken fartz an wakes Ferny up!!
From Ferny:
HIC FANGS fur da nipz Buddee! N da Kwispy Kwemes too,
zzzzHICzzzzBrrrRP!!!
From Sluggo:
Mew Guys iz doin grate!