*Hawaiian 101*

 

Taught by
Purrfessors Amos & Andy

 

ALOHA KÅKOU!!!

We're furry glad mew haf joined us fur a crashed course in da Hawaiian language.

Andy
We hope by da end mew'll noze enuff to get mew fru da luau & da fude line.

Amos
Pay attenshun cuz dere'll be a test at da end.
If mew duzn't pass it den dere'z no lei fur mew.
If mew duz pass, yu'll gets a special lei.

 

 

 

 

Andy
Ashley, my luffly wahini, iz mew ready to helpz wif da lessonz?

Ashley
I iz Andy but what duz I do to helpz ...... I duzn't noze any Hawaii wordz?

 

 

Andy
Dat'z okay, all mew haz to do iz pass out da bookletz to doze in attendence.

Ashley
I can do dat but what'z in da bookletz?

Andy
It'z da furst lesson dat haz da basik fingz to noze.

Ashley
Oh mew mean like dere'z only 12 letfurz in da language & 5 of dem are vowelz?

Andy
Dat'z rite & dependinz on da ordfur dey'z in dey getz purrnounced diffurently. So here'z da letfurz to noze ..... H,K,L,M,N,P & W plus da vowelz A,E,I,O & U.

 

 

 

 

Amos
Andy don't furget dat da ordfur of da vowelz izn't da only fing dat can change how dey'z purrnounced. If dere'z a "macron" {lookz like a wavy bar} ovfur a vowel den it getz held longfur & getz more emphasis.

Andy
Mew'z rite Amos but in our class we can only showz da macron ovfur da "a" & "o". We haz to uze an asterick{*} next to da "e","i" & "u" if dey haz a macron anytime.

Amos
Dere'z sevfural othfur fingz dat'd be good to learnz but we can't get into it all in dis session.

 

 

 

 

MaryKate
Amos I'm here to helpz mew teach da course if mew needz me.

Amos
MaryKate I shur duz wantz meur helpz wif dis. I also just enjoyz hafinz mew here fur me to admire meur luffly huler pawz.

MaryKate
Just tellz me what mew wantz me to do.

 

Amos
I'd like mew to holdz up flashcardz wif impurrtant wordz & phrazez dat we needz to teach.

MaryKate
Shur az long az mew teachez wordz dat haf to do wif fudez & eatinz. Now doze are impurrtant to learn espurrcially fur da luau.

Amos
Mew'f gotz dat rite & Andy would be da furst to agreez wif mew {affur Bitsy of course}. Now here'z da cardz fur evfuryone to readz & study. Don't furgetz dere'z a test at da end.