Bear with me.  Its been a while, and I've apparently forgotten more than I'd thought.

See something blatantly wrong?  Want to see something that you don't see?  Let me know, please.  Its the only way I'll learn.

News!

I'm sick of Mythic and Dark Age of Camelot, so work begins anew on this site. 

More News!

Seriously, I think Mythic may be run by the Devil and his exceptionally stupid minions.

Rave Reviews!

"Bastard's barely literate ramblings don't even belong on a bathroom stall."  -  Elf

"I love AOL!  Its so easy to use, no wond....  Wait, this is for what?  Bastard who?  Screw off."  -  Mom

Goals for the Near Future

Staff

Geki Basara: Designer and writer of 3rd grade humor.

Kilwich Pedahzur: Scapegoat and guinea pig.

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Send all praise, money, and nude photos of attractive women to: Geki Basara

Send all death threats, complaints, and nude photos of Dennis Franz to: Kilwich Pedahzur

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Don't steal my stuff or I'll track you down and take a dump on your lawn.

Unless its something I've blatantly stolen already.  Then by all means, steal away.