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Disclaimer: This site and it's contents are for entertainment purposes only! I will not be held liable for any discontentment sustained by anyone choosing to continue into these pages, which may contain violence, profanity, and various subjects sometimes considered offensive. I do not claim to be an artist, so I call all of the contents herein unofficial art. You are free to laugh at or take offense to anything contained within these pages, though you do so at your own expense. You are even free to praise or criticize my unofficial artistic creativity. However, unless you are an "art critic" and abide by all of the rules of that profession, your opinions are considered "unofficial". If you are a licensed and bonded art critic, you should feel free to officially praise or criticize anything you find here. Of course, since I'm not an official artist, your remarks do not truly apply to me. I will unofficially consider them (especially the lavish commendations you will wish to bestow upon me after viewing this site...wink, wink, nudge, nudge) but they do not officially exist. If by chance you find a rift in the fabric of logic and your comments do officially apply, you may not actually exist. Otherwise, you may not be adhering to the laws of this planet, in which case you may be considered an alien. According to Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations implemented on July 16, 1969 (later repealed, but we won't count that), no U.S. citizen is to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. Therefore, you should not direct your comments to me, as you would be committing a federal offense. You wouldn't want the government to get involved in all this stuff, would you? With all of the above in mind, please enjoy this site...officially or unofficially.