John puts shirt and shorts back on while Mrs. Jacobs studies John’s body.
Mr. Suller:
What ever you decide. You’re running this circus.
Mr. Twain:
Alice!
Alice:
Come with me (looking at her clipboard) John.
Mr. Twain:
Now we just need one more.
Mr. Suller:
But that’s only 3, there are 5 seats on the council.
Mr. Twain:
All we really need are 3 to control the city. But I’m going to get 4 just for
insurance purposes. We can error by one. Plus, each one will bring their own
sliver of voters to the polls. And I’m going to get each to vote for the whole
slate. That’s how we’re going to win big time!
Mrs. Jacobs:
Ok so you have the conservative, the student gay activists and a singer, which I
don’t understand how that relates to votes, what’s the fourth constituency.
Mr. Twain:
Well, you heard of the 2 major rules of life. You pay taxes and you die.
Guaranteed. However, there’s one more minor rule, except in politics. Before
you die, you vote.
Mr. Suller:
What does that mean?
Mrs. Jacobs:
I know. My grandfather lived to be 92 years old.
Mr. Brooks:
Who cares about your 92 year old grandfather?
Mr. Twain:
Sh! She’s making a valid point. And I bet I could guess how many times he didn’t
vote in an election once he turned 55.
Mrs. Jacobs:
Not one! He made voting his mission in life!
Mr. Twain:
That’s what I’m counting one.
Mr. Suller:
What actor is left that’s going to appeal to old people?
Mrs. Jacobs:
That’s senior citizen!
Mr. Suller:
Sorry! Geese. Just a question.
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