This will be the page where members of my water team will record all water battles, or water wars. 

Operation: Super Soaker XP 110 Freedom...

This battle happened when an enemy raided my garage when no one except me was home.  I accidentally left my garage door open, but I had a sensor placed which would go off if anyone went into the garage.  So I was just sitting on the couch, watching TV when I heard the sensor go off.  I immediately jumped up off of my couch and ran to the door going into the garage.  I could hear someone moving stuff around in the garage.  So I opened the door, and right when I did that, they took my XP 110 and shot me in my face.  I took my two-way radio with my earpiece connected to it, and turned it on.  I always have a team with their radio on just in case of an emergency.  I turned it on and said: "red alert!  All security teams listening to this message apprehend the intruder that just left my house!"  Only one security team was listening to the message so I saw them run out of their houses after the intruder.  I grabbed my shoes, and my XP 270 and ran after them.  Good thing one security team lives on my street...  So after about 3 minutes of chasing, the intruder ran to a bush where he had another one of his team members waiting.  He started shooting us, we ran for cover.  We launched two water balloons at them and that showed them down a bit.  Me and two members of the security team secretly snuck around the bush, behind them.  We started running for them and this is what happened:

Security team leader: "Freeze!  Don't move!"  Me: "Drop your weapons and put your hands on your heads!"  So they dropped their guns and surrendered.  Me: "Do you know that you just violated section one, letter B of the Code of Conduct of water war?"  They didn't answer so we just took them to the team leader's house.  We explained everything that happened and he agreed that those two intruders should be denied use of water guns for one week.  After that, we let them go, and I finally got my XP 110 back.

We are in the middle of a water war right now, so we will begin telling yo about each and every battle once we have time...