Bryant the conqueror I once remember Bryant uttering this infamous gibbet: "Mondo-tiredness. Four hours just doesn't do it for me." This sums up his incredible wordluster, which attracts thousands of viewers daily to his website. He isn't pictured here, but if that was him, he would be using that laser to destroy things that frustrate the world.

Bio:
Only through knowing Bryant's history can you appreciate his genius. Born in a town in Texas on October 1, 1985, Bryant was birthed into the world and everybody celebrated. His accomplishments along the way accumulated included his fantastical speed, as well as his talents with singing and dancing, and his intellectual accomplishments. In fact, in the season of 2000-2003 alone, Bryant was totally awesome. Today he continues many of his superlative endeavors and other cool stuff


Cool facts:
Bryant likes laser tag
He drives a Honda car from a yet undetermined year with a stickshift
He has his own website, http://combatrhino.com/bryantsblog.php
He likes journey a lot
He is fluent inTWO! languages. If you count Jivespeak and being cool, that rings the language count up to a massive four.
Bryant is cool
He has scars on his hands they are so cool
Also, he's pretty skinny, which makes it easier for him to break the light barrier.