 | This pillow (pictured center) I have to admit is the ugliest and most uncomfortable of all of my downstairs pillow. Anyone who has accidentally impaled themselves with this oldpeople-esque rock of death will agree. Thus my annoyance when it found its way into my evening tv routine. |
 | Rather than take the traditional ignore it and throw it course of action, I chose to examine it closer for whatever reason. Naturally being a curious human being who loves the sound of zippers my first reflex was to make a zipper song with the noise. I first got pissed because of the dust or whatever that came out when I unzipped it but as I looked closer I was amazed to find |
 | a smiley faced pillow encased inside! This may seem like a horrible story. But I swear it isn't. Why would you hide this sort of pillow in such an ugly shell? Also of note my name was featured on the inscription on the back (yes it was an inscription. how much does that rock?). Hopefully one day I will solve the mystery of this happy pillow. |