SITE LAST UPDATED 14 May 2004!!! (See Below for What's New)
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Welcome to my web page! What will you find here? Oh, not much... a list of my fanfics, some links I find amusing, my plans for world domination... um, strike that. Anyway, let's begin with my first series of fanifcs...
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Um, OK, my Muses have asked me to read the following statement: 'Since we, the Muses of this writer, do most of the hard work involved with the writing of his stories, we have taken control of this web page. Do not adjust your computer. We control the bandwidth. We control the lag. Resistance is futile.'
Bubblegum Crisis was the first anime I was exposed to that I KNEW was anime. I first saw it back in 1991. (Wow, I've been doing this THAT long?) I browsed the newsgroups and found rec.arts.anime, where a certain story called Undocumented Features was available. I decided that I could do this too. Priss Asagiri is my BGC Muse.
Angel of Darkness: My very first fanfic, since revised. The Knight Sabers face an old enemy who has been revived for the sole purpose of destroying them. His tactics force Priss to make a decision that will irrevocably alter her life and the lives of others....
Angel of Light: The Sequel. Priss continues to try and deal with how much she has f****d up her life while a menace that predates MegaTokyo returns to threaten friend and enemy alike. However, the Knight Sabers are not without help, as an old friend joins the group. A crossover with Mobile Police Patlabor.
Anime Detective: The Case of the Valentine Visitation: collaboration with Pearson "Doc" Mui in his Anime Detective universe. There, Andrew Mays is the Anime Detective, charged with keeping law and order in a city where humans and anime characters live side by side. His partner is Ryo Saeba of City Hunter and he has Nene Romanova as his administrative assistant. But I got to wondering, what if the "old" Knight Sabers got to meet the new ones from the BGC2040 show? (You can see the new Sylia, Priss, Linna and Nene [yes, she's blonde] here). It's not a match made by angels, let me tell you! Doc's other Anime Detective stories can be found at: http://www.eyrie.net/ad/
The second series I got hooked on. Ranma 1/2 is, of course, the story of a boy, who turns into a girl, meeting a tomboy (*WHAP*) and the hijinks that follow their fathers' arrangement to have them engaged. I've written some short stories, as well as taking part in writing the Daigakusei No Ranma series and the Ranma 2096 series. My short stories inclue "Girls' Night Out" and "Lies." I've also written installments in some of John Biles' series, like his "Still Waters Run Deep" Ranma/UY crossover and his Elseworlds Series. Tendo Nabiki is my Ranma Muse, and for a small fee you can see her here.
As late as 1995, I loathed Sailor Moon. Then the dub came and I watched too much. When my partner in crime (John Biles) also fell prey, we had to write about it. Sailor Pluto is my Sailor Moon Muse.
If you haven't heard of Neon Genesis Evangelion, then I have to wonder where you've been living. If you understand Evangelion, then I must bow down before you. :) This Gainax produced anime seems at first to be your standard giant robot fare, but don't be fooled! It's anything but. At first, I was hesistant to write in this series because it is so complex, but I think I've got it now. Ayanami Rei, the First Child, is my Evangelion Muse.
Kaworu's Choice Chapter 0:1: Unit 03 has arrived in Japan and Bardiel, the Thirteenth Angel, attacks. But a strange boy appears and the course of destiny changes...
A simple story of Boy meets Goddess, they fall in love, and kiss under a beautiful moon that then explodes for no particular reason. Well, not quite, but OMG is one of my favorite comedy/romances. Urd-megamisama is my OMG Muse, but she doesn't believe in idle hands, so she is also my Lemon (i.e. erotica) Muse. If you don't want to be offended, don't read the stories she shows to you. :)
Divinity: A new look at Skuld... sorta. An attempt at humor on my part... sorta. :)
Yes, this is the video game. David Tai, co-creator of Daigakusei no Ranma, got me interested and introduced me to everyone's favorite bouncy ninja, Shiranui Mai. Eventually, we hope to have a series of KOF fics. Keep an eye out for them.
Queen of Fighters '94: A look at the inner personality of Shiranui Mai, from the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters video games.
Let's face it, who HASN'T seen Project A-ko? Well, now I've written my two cents on the subject... well, rather more than that. Daitokuji Biiko is my A-ko Muse.
Messages: Magami Eiko and Daitokuji Biiko have fought each other for so long, they almost don't remember WHY they started, or why they keep doing it... at least until some asks Eiko some difficult questions.
Messages v2.0: After I wrote the first version of Messages, I got some feedback from my readers that suggested another way to do things... I had liked the first version, but I also wrote it this way. Some parts of this are identical to Messages v1.0... but there are a lot of differences, too.
These fics are not exactly canon, but at least a version of the Dirty Pair... er, Lovely Angels will be in these fics. There's also a good bit of lime/lemon (i.e. sex) in these fics. Let me know what you think!
Guardian Angels: The Lovely Angels and their trainee Zen (who has a Jusenkyou curse on top of everything else) visit the planet Jaina to hunt down an agent of the LUCIFER crime syndicate. While there, they run into two other TCs named Solude and Aster (pictured at left)... and then things get complicated.
Fallen Angels: [Work in Progress] The Lovely Angels are no
more and their trainee Zen has been shuffled off to another Trouble Consultant
Team (pictured at left, Natsuki and Sakura.) But it seems that even breaking up
won't keep the bad guys from hunting them down. A crossover (sorta) with Hyper
Police and Maze: MegaBurst Space.
Oh, come on, Lina... my fics aren't THAT bad. Anyhow, here is my take on the world of Lina Inverse, Genius Sorceress. Gee, do you think she holds a grudge against me for Crosstime Adventures?
Lina: Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! --
Author: RUN AWAY!
The Crosstime Adventures of Athena and Sheila: Well, this strange not-so-little fic is a collaboration between me and Chris Davies. We took Athena, the past life of Sailor Mercury in Sailor Moon Z, and Sheila Tenkai, the daughter of Uranus and Neptune, from Together Again and sent them on a... little trip. MANY Sailor Moon fanfics are used in this series. Oh, and Lina Inverse of Slayers goes bonkers. :) New: Here are the emails that started it all. It's Chris's review of Sailor Moon Z, done by Sheila, and Athena's replies. The email.
Soul Mates: A story of Lina Inverse, Sylphiel Nels Ladha, and a lot of chaos added. :)
Oh my! A series that is NOT anime. The world must be coming to an end.
As long as there have been vampires, there has been the Slayer. One girl
in all the world, to find them where they gather and stop the spread of their
evil and the swell of their numbers. She is the Slayer.
-- Rupert Giles, Watcher.
We saved the world. I say we party!
--Buffy Summers, Slayer
She is the Slayer: [Work in Progress] Slayer, a version of Buffy from the future, is brought to Sunnydale in the summer of 1999. It quickly becomes apparent that Slayer is very different from the Buffy we know and love. Spoiler Warning: If you haven't seen up to Graduation Part 2, you'll be spoiled. This story takes place immediately after the Ascension.
Intercession: [Work in Progress] While in jail, Faith meets up with an old friend....
Questions, comments, criticisms? Feel free to email me here.
MIRROR SITE NOTICE: Because I've had some problems uploading my fics to my other site, I'm putting up this mirror site. Because I only have 10MB of space here, I'm not putting in any pics. Sorry!
14 May 2004: Well, I've been chugging right along at Sailor Moon Z 24. It's now up to 91KB. Enjoy!
05 April 04: Wow, almost a year since the last time I updated this page. I apologize for the long delay, but my life has been very, very busy. In that time, I have won a promotion, gotten engaged, moved into a new home with my fiancee, and gotten married. Yup, as of January 16, 2004, I'm a happily married man. It was just a Justice of the Peace ceremony. Mona's (my wife) mother is planning a big ceremony for October. *shudder* :) So, I thank you for your patience. Here is Sailor Moon Z 23, completed by my coauthor, and 47KB of Sailor Moon Z 24! Woo hoo, I rock!