Sexxxy Senshi Sailor Moon Episode 9: The Love Cruise Jadeite, General of the Dark Kingdom, was not happy. Lately, all his plans to rob humans of their sexual energy had gone awry, and all because of those annoying Sailor Senshi. First Sailor Moon, and now her dyke friends Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars! He seethed inwardly at the thought of them. They seemed to be multiplying like a fungus! "Problems, Jadeite?" came a soft, contralto purr. "Nothing to concern you, Tethys!" he snapped at the youma who appeared behind him. She was in human form, and showing it off with a very short dress. Her hair was long and blue-green, the color of the ocean-depths. "Oh, Jadeite," she purred, stepping close to him until their bodies touched, "let me help you. I've grown much more skilled and powerful since we last met. I'm sure I can help you gather sexual energy." Tethys's voice grew very soft and husky as she spoke, and she let her hand trail over Jadeite's chest. "I don't need any help!" "That's not what Zoisite said," Tethys replied with a chuckle. "Let me show you what I've learned," she whispered in his ear as her hand moved lower, tugging at the opening of his pants. Jadeite considered this, and decided it couldn't hurt to have Tethys help. Besides, he needed to do something to relieve his stress. "All right, but not here. Let's go to my room." Tethys squealed in delight. "Yes, Jadeite-sama." "Hey, Usagi-chan! Look at this!" Naru said, plopping a full page ad on her friend's school desk. Usagi looked up. She had been fantasizing about being with Tuxedo Kamen, and had just gotten to the part with the feathers when Naru interrupted her. Consequently, she wasn't in a good mood. Then she saw what Naru wanted her to see. "Wow! A cruise for couples? Oh, it would be SO much fun to go on that!" The ad was for a new cruise ship that took tours of Tokyo Bay, promising "romantic and stimulating" evenings for the passengers. "Yeah, I wish we had boyfriends to take on it. Not like we could afford it, anyway." "Hi, ladies!" It was Umino, the geekiest boy in school. "Whatcha looking at?" He saw the ad. "Oh, the Sunset Cruise? I won tickets to that, but I can't go... I get too seasick." "YOU won tickets to this cruise?" Usagi and Naru exclaimed in chorus. "Yup! I entered the contest on the Internet." Usagi's brain began to buzz. "Oh, Umino, could I talk to you a moment?" With that, she grabbed Umino's hand and tore out of the classroom, dragging him along. Usagi finally stopped by a certain broom closet and hustled Umino inside. The closet's lock was broken, so it could be locked from the inside, but couldn't be opened without a locksmith from the outside. That made it perfect for uninterrupted meetings. "Um, Usagi-chan..." Umino began nervously. "Oh, shhhhh, Umino-chan," Usagi whispered, moving very close to him. She nonchalantly brushed her breasts against his arm, causing his face to go red. He began to stutter incoherently. "Now," she cooed, sure that he was in no condition to argue, "I'm going to do something... nice for you, Umino-chan, and then you're going to do something nice for me, right?" Umino nodded dumbly, his mouth still trying to get back in gear. Usagi smiled and knelt down before Umino. Deftly, she reached up to pull down the zipper of his pants and work her hand inside. She smiled as she felt his cock, already growing. "I see you really want something... nice," she giggled. She pulled out Umino's cock. It was still a little limp, but she could fix that. She eyed it critically. Not as big as some she had seen in pictures, but respectable. She might even enjoy this. She looked up at him, and, making sure he could see, slowly wet her lips. Then she leaned over and plant a soft, wet kiss on the tip of his cock. It twitched and grew harder almost immediately. She giggled again and gave the head a little dainty lick, like it was a popsicle. "Ooooh, Usagi-chan..." Umino moaned, reaching down to place his hands on her hair. Usagi smiled and took the tip of his cock in her mouth, swirling her tongue around it briskly. Now, Umino was rock hard, giving her hand some purchase, so she grabbed it and began to rub his shaft gently. Her other hand reached up to tickle his balls through his pants. She was just pulling back to tease him again when, with a soft sigh, Umino came, surprising her. No one had ever come that quickly for her. His sperm shot all over her face and hair in large globs, running down to fall on her blouse. "UMINO!" she screeched. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" he stammered, trying to help her clean it up. He just spread the mess around. She slapped his hand away. "Just stop it!" She was seething angry now. What if someone saw this? "You owe me BIG now, Umino! So, why don't you just hand over those tickets to me and we'll call it even." "I can't." "What? Why not?" "I already gave them to a neighbor. My parents insisted. I tried to tell you. There's another contest at the newsstand downtown." A few moments later, a slightly rumpled and indignant Usagi left the broom closet. Inside it, someone groaned in pain from a rather vicious beating. "OK, come on, gold marble!" Usagi yelled, spinning the barrel at the newsstand. She stopped it and let a marble fall out of it. It was white. "Rats!" "Too bad. Want to try again? Only 100 yen, miss." "I don't have any more money," she wailed. "Sorry! Next!" Usagi's head drooped as she walked away. She wanted to go on that cruise SO badly. "Hi, Usagi! What's wrong?" Usagi looked up. It was Rei, wearing her school uniform which, Usagi noted, was awfully short for a Catholic School. "Hi, Rei-chan..." she responded glumly. "I was just trying to win a romantic cruise but I can't do it! Waaaaa!" "Geez, don't have a fit, meatball-head!" Rei said. "A romantic cruise, hmmm?" She looked over at the newsstand, visions of Tuxedo Kamen rolling through her head. "Who's next! Who wants to try to win a fabulous romantic cruise? Only 100 yen!" the newsstand dealer called out. Rei was handing the dealer her money before she even realized what was happening. "I'll try," she said, conscious of Usagi's eyes on her. The dealer nodded and took the money. Rei stood still for a moment, concentrating and entering a meditative trance. Then, with a silent prayer, she spun the barrel. The gold marble dropped out. "We have a winner!" the dealer cried out, ringing his bell. She cheated! Usagi thought to herself. She used her priestess powers or something! "Aww, come on Rei! Let me have one of the tickets! Why can't I go with you?" Rei turned bright red. "No way! What don't you understand? Why on earth would I want to go on a romantic, overnight, love cruise with YOU?" she stammered. On the park bench near them, Luna lay down and covered her ears, hoping that the two would ignore her completely. "Hi, Luna, what's wrong?" Luna popped open one eye. It was Ami, standing demurely in front of her. "Oh, hi, Ami-chan. Rei and Usagi are fighting again." "Oh, that's too bad. What brought it on this time?" "So, what ARE you going to do with the second ticket, Rei-chan? It's not like you have a boyfriend! You have to go with someone!" Usagi said loudly. "Rei stood up. "You're right, Usagi." "Huh?" "Ami-chan!" Rei called out, running over to her friend. "Come on, I want to ask you something." She pulled Ami away, heading for a nearby cafe. "No fair, Rei!" Usagi screamed. "Wow, so you won two tickets for a cruise? That's cool," Ami said. "Yeah, want to come with me? We could... get to know each other better," Rei said, stammering slightly. Ami didn't seem to notice. She merely sipped her drink. "Why don't you go with Usagi? She seemed to really want to go..." "Oh, Usagi... she's Usagi. We'd be at each other's throats. And she really annoys me sometimes. Why would I want to spend the time with her?" "But I feel guilty..." "Don't! Come on, it'll be fun. You can't be out studying all the time." "OK, I guess so." Behind the small bushes growing on the booth divider, Usagi listened carefully. "Why those rats... I'll show them," she muttered. At her feet, Luna sighed. "If she only showed this kind of energy for dealing with the Dark Kingdom." The cruise liner pulled up to the dock. On its bridge, Jadeite and Tethys laughed as a spent and weary group of humans disembarked. Both of them were wearing ship uniforms. Jadeite's showed the rank of Captain, while Tethys was the first officer. Her uniform ended in a short skirt that showed a LOT of leg. "Very good, Tethys," Jadeite said, smiling. "Queen Beryl will be pleased." "Oh, thank you Jadeite," Tethys said, wrapping her arms around Jadeite's chest. "It's amazing, isn't it, how a little atmosphere, all of which is in their minds, increases their sexual energy?" In reality, the cruise ship was a rusted hulk. Jadeite and Tethys's magick made it seem far more to the humans. "Yes. All this 'romance' seems to send them to new heights of energy. You will have to be commended." "I live only to serve under you, Jadeite," she purred. In response, Jadeite reached down and drove his hand between her legs. She was wearing nothing under the skirt and moaned as he rubbed her sensitive spots with his strong hand. "I'll remember that, Tethys," he said in a slightly menacing tone. "Just remember who is the master here." "Oh, yes, Master Jadeite!" Tethys cried out, whimpering as he pulled his hand away. "Prepare yourself for the next activation tonight." "There it is, Luna!" Usagi crowed later that night, looking at the cruise ship. In the crowd surrounding the gangplank, she could see Ami and Rei. Ami was wearing a demure dress and a sweater, while Rei was wearing a hot red dress. Usagi licked her lips slightly at the sight, then remembered why she was so angry at Rei. "They haven't left yet." "So, you're just going to see them off, right Usagi?" Luna said with more hope than she had any right to entertain. "No way, we're going with them!" Usagi said, holding up the Disguise Pen. "Usagi! That pen is for official Sailor business!" Luna tried to protest. "Moon Power, turn me into a really cool photographer!" Usagi yelled. In an instant, the magic washed over her, and Usagi suddenly had short hair, long tan pants, a green-and-white striped shirt, and a red jacket. A camera case also appeared. "Oh, very butch, Usagi," Luna muttered caustically. "I'm not a lesbian, Luna!" Usagi picked the cat up and put her in the box. "Come on!" she said, making for one of the cargo hatches. "Wow, this is really cool, isn't it, Ami-chan?" Rei said, looking around the cabin they had been given. The First Officer had given them a strange look when they gave their tickets, but had simply showed them to their room. "Yes, it is, Rei-chan." Ami went over to the porthole to look out at the sea. She found it very restful. It lulled her so much, she was surprised when Rei's arms wrapped themselves around her waist, just below her breasts. "Rei-chan?" "Remember when I said we could get to know each other better?" Rei whispered into Ami's ear. She was so incredibly turned on by this trip, and Ami had always seemed attractive to her. Now, it was like she couldn't resist any urges that came to her. Ami smiled to herself. She had been wondering how long it would be before Rei made her move. She had been so obvious, inviting Ami instead of some guy. If only she knew that she didn't have to hide it. Still, Ami had a reputation to maintain. "Rei, what are you...?" She let the question trail off in a moan as Rei's tongue slipped into her ear. Rei raised her hands and began unbutton Ami's blouse. "Well, here we are, Luna!" Usagi said, looking around the deserted cargo bay. "And what are we going to do now, Usagi?" the cat replied, still upset over being stuck in a hard, airless box. "We mingle, see if there are any cute guys, and then--" "Please, I don't want to hear it. Not again." "Hmph!" "What are you doing here?" said a new voice. Luna leapt for the box and slammed the lid shut behind her. It was only after she did so that she realized what she had done. "Not this box again!" she whined. Usagi spun around in shock. The ship's captain, an extremely hunky (to her way of thinking) man stood there, looking sternly at her. "Oh, I, um, got lost!" Usagi batted her eyelids and tried to look as cute and harmless as she could. She knew that also made her look extremely sexy. It seemed to have an effect, for the Captain looked a little flustered. Rei lay Ami back upon their bed. Ami's sweater had been discarded and her blouse had been opened completely. The sexy priestess let her eyes drink in the sight of Ami's small, perfectly round breasts as they lay inside a silky white bra. Slowly, she began to play with them, letting her hands slide over and around the silk-covered mounds. She giggled as Ami began to make cooing sounds beneath her. "You are just so irresistible," Rei murmured, pulling down on the bra cups slightly. She didn't like bras herself, they were too confining. Besides, she preferred the feeling of her clothes rubbing against her naked skin. Like this red silk dress with felt so decadent rubbing against her nipples. Hmmm, nipples, she thought, suddenly wanting to see Ami's. Slowly, the bra revealed its prizes. Two small perfect pink nipples capped Ami's pale white breasts, like cherries on top of mounds of whipped cream. The sight made Rei hungry, so she leaned over and took a taste, letting her mouth slip over one of the nipples. Ami moaned more loudly, causing Rei to smile. Then she stood up, leaving Ami on the bed. Ami looked up, bewildered. Her short blue hair was astray now, and her body was alive with the need for pleasure. How could Rei leave her like this? She whimpered at what she saw. Rei was dancing now in front of the porthole, letting the sunlight shining through it silhouette her as she wiggled her hips back and forth. When she saw that Ami was watching her, she deftly reached back behind her and slowly unzipped her dress, all the time doing the bump and grind, thrusting her hips toward the schoolgirl lying on the bed. Ami felt her hands twitch. She wanted to grab those gyrating hips and pull them close to her, bury her head between them. She sat up, half- intending to do it, but stopped herself. She didn't want to seem too eager. Rei finished unzipping her dress and reached up to take hold of its shoulders. Slowly, she pulled them down, revealing her creamy-white skin, the topes of her breasts, and then her large, firm breasts themselves, each capped by a large, erect red nipple surrounded by a pale pink aureole the size of a yen. "Do you like my breasts, Ami-chan?" Rei purred. Ami could only nod dumbly. "Then come over here and kiss them." Like a sleepwalker, Ami stood and walked over. Taking one of the heavy globes in each hand, she looked up at Rei for a second, then took one of the nipples into her mouth and began to suck avidly. Jadeite looked at the girl hanging onto his arm with some consternation. He had found her wandering below decks, claiming to be lost. Before he knew it, she was hanging all over him, and he was somehow promising to help her find her way out, eat with her at the Captain's table, and maybe do... other things later. "Here we are, Miss," he managed to say, once they reached the deck. "Oh, how can I ever thank you?" the girl asked, batting her eyelashes. She tilted her head upwards, pursing her lips in an inviting manner. Jadeite found his head inclining to meet hers when a low cough got his attention. "Sir," Tethys said, her eyes glowing angrily, "we need you on the bridge for a moment, if you please." Each word was hurled at him, sharp and brittle. "Yes, of course." He disengaged his arm from the young girl. "Sorry, miss. I'll see you later." "I hope so, Captain." She bounced away, swinging her case as she went. It seemed to be yowling, somehow. Jadeite turned to Tethys, who marched over him. "We need to activate the sphere, SIR," she said acidly. Her voice dropped to a sharp whisper. "How can you make time with that human slut, when I give myself freely to you?" Jadeite grabbed a fistful of her hair and yanked on it, stopping her tirade short and bringing tears to her eyes. "I am the master here, Tethys, remember that!" he snapped, dragging her with him over to the Bridge. Once inside, he threw her to the floor before a small dark sphere floating in mid-air. Outside, Usagi and Luna, who had popped her head out of the box, watched the Captain pull his First Mate by the hair to the bridge. "We better check this out, Luna." "Usagi, I have a bad feeling about this. I think the Dark Kingdom is involved... this is no time for you to get a cheap thrill from voyeurism!" Slam! Down went the box lid. Jadeite made Tethys kneel before the sphere and pressed her face and breasts onto the hard metal floor of the Bridge cabin. "Now, to activate the sphere," he whispered. He pushed up Tethys skirt and began to rub her most sensitive area with one hand, while unbuckling his belt with the other. "What... are you going to do?" Tethys gasped as he felt her wet pussy. This wasn't the usual position for activating the sphere. "Quiet, bitch!" he snapped. Slowly, he pulled his fingers away from her wet snatch and began to spread the juices over his cock, which was rapidly swelling to inhuman proportions. "We're going to do this another way, to remind you of your place." With that, he returned his hand to her cunt, gather more of her juices to smear over his shaft. "But how.." she gasped, her body quivering. The cold metal floor was making her nipples achingly erect, and the vulnerability of her ass, stuck up in the air for him to use... it turned her on. This was why she had given herself to him. She had had this crush for so long, and now it was becoming reality. Judging he had enough juice, Jadeite slowly positioned his cock at her nether hole, pressing it up against the pucker. "Prepare for a new sensation, Tethys," he said, before impaling her ass with his cock. "Aaaaaauuuuuuggggghhhh!" she screamed. Her ass felt like it had been split open by his mammoth cock. He thrust in again and again, each time smashing her face and breasts to the floor. Slowly the pain receded, and she began to relish the feeling of him filling another part of her. The thought of him violating her ass began to turn her on more and more with each thrust until her body began to quiver. "Yes, Master! Fill my ass with your come! Please!" she cried out, thrusting back against him, avidly seeking the sensation. With a grunt, he did so, filling her ass with his hot come, which sent her over the edge. The power of their combined orgasm caused the sphere overhead to flash, activated for the night ahead. "Guh-ross," Usagi said aloud, while secretly wondering what it would feel like to have someone like Tuxedo Kamen fuck her ass. "Usagi, they must be from the Dark Kingdom!" "But lots of people do THAT, Luna..." "No, LOOK! They've disappeared!" She was right. The two had vanished, along with the oddly glowing sphere. "Gyah! We better find them!" Ami and Rei were now both completely naked and in a sixty-nine position on the bed, each trying to outdo the other with their tongues and fingers. Their bodies were covered in sweat as they parted each other folds and tried to stick their tongues as deeply into each other as they could. Rei would pause and flutter her tongue over Ami's clit every few seconds, causing the blue-haired girl to almost writhe beneath her. Ami would then retaliate by driving her fingers inside Rei's pussy, breaking the priestess's concentration. Dimly, in the background, they heard an announcement for some sort of gathering in the ballroom in a half-hour, but they paid it no mind. Ami was the first to come, her mind shattering with the pleasure as the orgasm ripped through her body. "Rei-chan!" she screamed, thrusting her fingers as deeply as she could inside her friend. Rei followed soon after. "USAGI!" she yelled, not even aware of it. A silence followed, broken by only the gasps of the two girls. Ami looked at her friend sadly, knowing now why Rei had not brought Usagi. She understood it, but it didn't make the rejection hurt less. Quietly, she got out of bed and began to get dressed. "Come on, Rei-chan, we better show up at the ballroom." "Whazzat?" Ami slapped Rei on the ass. "There's a gathering in the ballroom! It should be fun." "Ow! OK, OK..." Rei shook her head and began to get dressed. "Um... about what I said..." "It's OK, Rei-chan... I understand," Ami said quietly, leaving for the ballroom. "Hey, wait up!" Jadeite reappeared in the Dark Kingdom, seething. The Sailor Senshi had defeated him AGAIN! All had gone well until the great draining he and Tethys had planned in the ballroom. The sphere had sent everyone into the throes of passion, except two young girls. Tethys had explained that that was because the sphere was designed to trigger feelings of love, and those two obviously didn't feel the right sort. Jadeite had written it off as a minor annoyance and set the crew-youma on them. And then Sailor Moon had appeared. He and Tethys had chased her out onto the deck and had her on the ropes before Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars had also appeared. Sailor Moon had used that accursed tiara, reducing Tethys to a spume of water that had mixed with the bay, lost forever, and he had been forced to flee. "Jadeite!" He looked up and saw an image of Queen Beryl floating before him. "Know that we are MOST displeased with you, Jadeite. Not only did you fail to steal the humans' energy, but you cost me a valuable servant in Tethys. I am rapidly running out of patience with you." As the image faded, Jadeite clenched his fist impotently. Sailor Senshi, I swear I will make you suffer for this humiliation!" "Gee, Ami-chan, Rei-chan, it's a shame your cruise was disrupted. It looked like fun." "Well, that's OK... it would have been more fun with someone we were in love with, right, Rei-chan?" "Yeah... next time, I'm going to hunt down Tuxedo Kamen and make him come with me!" "What? You can do that! He's MIIIIIINNNEEEEE! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Ami and Luna both hung their heads. "It would be so much easier if those two would just admit what they feel and stop feuding," Ami said. THE END