Caney Coot Thinking

I've  learned that the people I might like in life are tolerable, all the less important ones  never go away, but the real pains in the ass are permanent.

Caney Coot's  First Wife
Before you marry.

It is important to find a man who works around the house.
cooks and cleans, and who has a job.
  It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
It is important to find a man who is dependable.
It is important that these three men never meet

Caney Coot's Bodyguard Gordon Bergeron

I've learned that you cannot make someone like you. All you can
do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Caney Coot's Guardian Angel Nelson Boudreaux
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Caney Coot's Keeper Billy Vickry

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Caney Coot's Second Wife Jo Ann Williams
I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Caney Coot's Second Wife Jo Ann Williams
Some days you are the bug; some days you are a windshield.

Caney Coot's Guidance Counselor Loraine Bergeron
There are two theories to arguing with women. 
Neither one works.
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Caney Coot's Morals Teacher Hillary Rodham Clinton

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.