Easter Jokes
Easter Jokes
Jokes for Easter
Easter Recipes
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A good Easter.
What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!
Why are you studying your Easter candy?
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A hairless hare!
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
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Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!
What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A slam duck.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.
What grows between your nose and chin?
Tulips (Two Lips).
What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
Colored scrambled eggs!
Easter Jokes
Jokes for Easter
Easter Quotes
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache! (headache)
How do you catch a unique bunny?
UNIQUE UP ON IT!
What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.
What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
Mallardjusted.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
H
say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.
What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
What type of movie is about water fowl?
A duckumentary.
He wanted them to lay colored eggs!
What did one colored egg say to the other?
'Heard any good yolks lately!'
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
It's pretty hard to swallow!
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
You need an eggsplanation!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He does lots of bare-obics.
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
What is a dog's favorite Easter treat?
Jelly bones!