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Games Elf Bowling: Attack of the Mutant Artificial Trees Jokes: What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles! What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple! How long does it take to burn a candle down? About a wick! What did the big candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight! Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party? It was a scream! Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with! Can I have a puppy for Christmas? Certainly not. You can have turkey like everybody else! What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump! What did the big cracker say to the little cracker? My pop is bigger than yours! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet! |
Fun Kids - e-mail Santa your Christmas list and he will answer you back online! Santa.com - Santa's Website Christmas Letter Tips - free printable letters, postcards, holiday postmarks, 10 letter writing tips, + more.
http://www.thenorthpole.com
http://www.northpole.com/Kitchen/Cookbook/
http://www.kidsdomain.com/craft/_xmas.html
http://www.christmas-cookies.com/ Jokes: What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake? Your teeth! We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! |
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