Iverson Reunion 2001

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Well we had it! According to the invitation the first tribe to arrive got ten points. That was Glenna, and me so I guess that means we each get five points. I don’t know what she is gong to do with hers, but as for me I think I will just donate mine to the Echo Piney Tribe, as I hear that next year for sure they are going to make the grand effort to conquer the highest peak of Diamond Butte. If it is as hot and windy then as this year they will need all the points they can get.

As for the poster competition I reckon Nita gets the ten points as she was the only one who even brought a piece of poster paper. It was blank though, and Tris used it for an air spreader in front of the swamp cooler. But she still gets the ten points, for what ever they are worth!  Have fun Nita, if you find they have great value I may just rescind my offer to the Echo Piney group and just let them wing it—after all those guys know all about Indian trading.

Family dinner was fine. Lots of good food. Tris made a great Mexican casserole this year instead of the usual dutch oven potatoes. The person who was supposed to call him about the potatoes failed to carry through so he just made something different, which was fine, and it was very good. But if we would have had to depend on the-- suppose to be callers-- for food and program items we would have been in sorry shape. As Boyd used to say when I had not done to suit him,  “You failed me”!  Well if there ever was any helpers in the department of the reunion program –most of them failed, failed, failed!!!

All the ones I had asked to prepare something ahead of time, I reckon, just decided to speak off the top of their heads. Lee Aaron gets 10 points cause he sent something all the way from Ill.

Number One Vice was supposed to be helping me with asking people ahead of time, but he didn’t. Of course he claims he did. So I really could not tell there for a while whether it was him, or Max and Hal, that were trifling with the truth. But since I have never known Hal to trifle, I ruled him out. But those other two guys—to tell you the honest truth I think we ought to have a triflers award and see who would get it. Max or number One Vice, which is Cyle in case some of you didn’t know. I really found out the truth when Alec was asked to speak a little piece about his grandpa Garn.  He, being the good little sport that he is, got up there, looked the situation over and said,  “What do you expect of me? You guys have known him a lot longer than I have.” Then he threw his arms in the air and declared,  “After all I am only nine years old”!   Right then and there I knew that it was Number One Vice, that was the number one trifler; as he is Alec’s uncle and was supposed to tell him. However Max is his great uncle so I couldn’t completely rule that out, either, but the trifling does seem to diminish a little as it goes farther down the blood line!

Garn got a plack for being the only person to attend all 23 reunions, which Alec presented it to him. Good job Alec!

Garn had just retired two days before, so the program was also to honor him for a 30-year plus career as a nuclear scientist. Well done Garn.   Good job Mitch who played a song for his grandpa Garn on the little keyboard.  Also fine jobs from Evan, Emily, and Mason. Also Mike, Karissa and Teton, who helped with the program. And thanks also to Garn for playing his banjo for us. Thanks Hal for all your help, and for being master of ceremonies when our one of record didn’t show up; or even call in sick!

Now I have told you about Number One Vice, so I really shouldn’t leave out Number Two, which is Rod.  He showed up in the late afternoon and stayed about long enough to glance at everyone with a baleful eye and left.

 Madam President Tina of the Echo Piney Society-- I really would like to speak to you about your officers.  I think ya ought to fire the whole durn bunch of them! Even one of the treasurers deserted mid-day and headed for Vegas, and the other one just stumbled around mumbling incoherently for the rest of the day. Then she also just kinda faded away into the early evening.

The one that went to Vegas thinks she is going to be forgiven because we love her so much, (that’s what she told me) but I have grave doubts about that!!   Isn’t desertion grounds for severing love ties????      That was desertion under fire pure and simple. There were snakes in the outhouse. Maybe even court martial should be considered.

Now Madam Pres, I hope you will give serious consideration to my suggestions here. I think you could replace # 1 vice with his little brother, and #2 vice with his big brother. And you really need only one treasurer. Which could be your father, Maxie. Please let me know what you think, as I could easily make you another list!

When we went out to clean, the weekend before reunion, we discovered a snake in the bottom of one of the out houses then soon someone said,  “Well there is also one in the other outhouse.”

Gee swell! I just tried to ignore the whole thing, and if you don’t already know how easy that is to do—well I won’t even bother to try and explain.

Now it’s reunion day, and as soon as Mitch arrived he announced to one and all that there are snakes in the outhouses! (He had been on the clean-up crew, so he knew all about it.) All the kids made a mad dash to see the snakes. Mitch was in the lead and with a flashlight in hand to make sure they all got a good view of the reprehensible reptiles! I was hoping maybe he had some Irish blood in him and would chase them off into the sea—well at least The Big Wash. But no such luck. What happened was Stacey (him mom) went with her video camera and took pictures of them. It seems that they had increased since the week before and now there was a whole nest of them.

Seeing Mitch with the flashlight reminded me of when grandpa Levi used to give his grandkids a booger light to go to the outhouse after dark. If you don’t remember ask Brent, I know he remembers all about them. Don’t say I misspelled booger as my dad said that was a booger light, and that is all there is to it! It may still be hid out around the ranch somewhere, just waiting for the right time to reappear. By the way why don’t we get us a little house like the one at Mt. Trumbull schoolhouse? It doesn’t need water it isn’t odorous and snakes can’t get into it! All in favor say I.

Now this snake situation did instigate quite a flurry of activity. Mainly working on the flusher (which Boyd had insisted be brought into working condition, the year Aunt Rae came to the reunion; and has since fallen into deplorable disrepair. You need to come every year Aunt Rae!) Anyway they finally got it going after a fashion.

Last year there was a tree planting going on in the east yard. I asked one simple question about it, as it was being transplanted into a dry mini-hole of rock and hard scrabble clay. Do you think it survived? No!  Now Garn claims that I put a hex on it and it is my entire fault that it had an early demise. Was this my fault? No! I can’t help it that those guys are so agriculturally challenged that they don’t know any better than to put a $50.00 tree into a 50 cent hole. Hex my foot!  It’s much more likely to have been forestry ineptness on their part! Oh, they now have another branch with a twig on it stuck in there I don’t know if it is the same exact hole as, they didn’t want me to get to close to it just in case. Bosh, and humbug!

Quite a group stayed out overnight. They were Kevin and Tina, with their boys Seth, Reese, and Ellis. Also Max and Nita, plus Mike, Debbie and their kids Karissa, Teton and Blue. Brad and Chris also stayed with their kids Evan, Mason Emily and the twins Duncan and Alison. Max had all his family there and they all stayed over night so I am sure they must have gotten 10 points for that. (Heard that Brad cooked a swell supper Sat. evening for all that stayed) They also got ten points for being the winner of the scavenger hunt. I don’t remember when that happened, but I know they won. I don't remember the kiddy auction either, but as I've already indicated I was not at my very best that day! Tris and his grandkids Jacob and Casey also stayed the night.  Garn had all his family there also, at one time or the other, but none of them stayed over.

But now, get this one folks, Merna stayed overnight-- along with Harley of course—but still I want video proof! That has got to be a first since she tried to bribe me to stay out one night long long ago by saying that I could sleep on the top of the bread truck! Just how long ago was that-- you may ask. Well just look back through your reunion letters and you will see how far in the distant past that was!          What…..You didn’t keep them????    I hope you realize what an imprudent disregard for history that is!!   Oh well, we can’t all be preservers of great intellectual, historical, junk!

The tribe with the most points as mentioned on invitations--wins the prize as stated.  Which I find out is a Caribbean cruise. Well Max’s had the most points, so have fun guys. When I found out what the prize was, I did briefly think of trying to retrieve my points from the Echo Piney tribe, but since Madam Pres is also a member of that tribe I soon thought better of it. So as I say, have lots of fun guys!

Now let’s just look a bit at this point system here. I am told that Merna gets 10 for being the last one out there, for which I would still like video proof. But since Stacey didn’t stay the night with her video camera I don’t think I will find it there. However Stace does get 10 points for video taping the day before. So according to my count outside of Max’s family there are only 25 points left out there. 10 for Stacey, 10 for Merna, and 5 for Glenna. Maybe you ladies could pool them for a chance to wave bon voyage as the winners sail away! Oh, oh, I forgot Lee has some points also but I don’t think they will count for much.

With all the points counted, and all the prizes awarded, let me give you my honest to goodness opinion on who was the true winning survivors.  The snakes!

Max had the most members there 19. Duard was next with 12, then Garn with 9. Harley had 6, Carla had 1. Nobody else came. I think that all added up to 47.

It was nice to see Bonnie out as haven’t seen her out there for a while. Along with her when they showed up in the afternoon, were Erica, her husband and baby. Hope they enjoyed it enough to come again.

Hear that Radlee Iverson will be student body president of his senior class, at Dixie High come autumn. Congratulations and good luck! We know you are a smart guy.

Everyone be sure to come next year as Carla’s family and Garn’s family are the ones who get to send out the invitations, and decide what hour family dinner will be. It is going to be really swell we promise you right now. (You know how those invitation promises are) I also hear on the grapevine that we will have a whole new old remodeled house to have it in.

Now if any of you don’t understand some of these inside reunion jokes, rumors and secret societies, it is your own fault for not coming to the reunions. Surely we can do better than a 47 count next year. Be sure to come, you never know what good stuff you might learn; and even if you don’t learn anything you’ll always wish you had, and be glad you came!

I want to thank Cyle for always organizing something fun for the kids. He always does that. He is our families’ grand champion kid entertainer-and they all love him; and so do we!

See you next year, Love Carla

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