I hope life is treating you all well. Blistex has found himself with some time and has been online so if you see him say hi. Remember to get out and vote for Bush. Deadline to register is October 18th.

Hey all, I thought I might update the site at least once this year. We all know bosskey is down. I talked with Product and he hates 1.6 so unless he falls in love with CZ putting the Counter Strike sever back up will be a low priority. Anyway Blistex and I have been out of the loop for some time now. We both picked up CZ with the hopes of getting on line and seeing our old friends once again. I know some of you have new favorite servers, please email them to Blistex and I so we can catch up with you guys again.

Yes I know I am a loser. I have lots of excuses for not updating the site, but none of them are good. Seems bosskey is picking up a little, mostly Monday and Friday nights between 7 and 12. If you guys have other servers you play at send me the IP's and I will post them. Remember the clan that kills together, stays together.

The LB snowboard trip was epic. The weather was perfect. BlisTex, AfFleck, Margie, and I had a great time. While Margie was not a member of LB prior to the trip, she has earned honorary status by the mere fact that she was able to put up with our shit all day long. It is hard to say what the best part of the day was. It could have been me wrapping my right arm backwards until it touched my left arm. It might have been AfFlecK doing a face plant in front of the lift lines. Maybe it was Margie taking out the bitch from hell. It might have been any of those, but it wasn't. The winner was when AfFleck took my bag of "pills" up the mountain. A little background on my pills first. I have had kidney stone problems so I didn't want to have a flare up and have to wait 4 hours to get down the mountain so I brought 3 Motrin and a Darvocet. Well AfFleck never asked what was in the bag; he put it in his back pack and was handing them out on the mountain. Meanwhile I'm down at the car with a sore shoulder looking for the Motrin. They get back and I ask if anyone had seen my pill, AfFlecK whips the bag out of his back pack and hands them to me. After looking in the bag I ask which one of you took the darvocet. Margie and AfFlecK give me this puzzled look and ask me what the hell I am talking about. Anyway 3 hours later Margie woke up and all was good.

Alright, at last some people who think the way I do. Here is a site that apposes Celebrities using their fame to pimp their liberal agenda. Check it out and sign the petition. Click here fot the link. Their is some interesting links there as well. So far 63,000 people think Martin Sheen should shut the hell up.

I got most of the stuff up, other than the music. I am going to change it. Let me know if you see any broken links. I saw this site and thought Wooya might know some of these guys.

So I go to the bathroom to relieve myself of the 2 cups of coffee I just drank and I stumble across a fascinating discovery. The toilet seat is up (of course) revealing the blow out from the guy before me. Although completely disgusting at first, after a few minutes of pondering I began to wonder how such a spectacle was even possible. Seriously, what kind of a fat ass disgusting slob do you have to be in order to actually spray shit up onto the bottom of the toilet seat as you're taking a crap. As I stood there I was beginning to feel inadequate as a man simply because I could not figure out how such a thing was even possible. It's similar to the feeling I get every time I go to a football game and realize I forgot my beer belly at home... I feel so left out. Does this mean that I'm just a sissy boy.... should I turn in my Home Depot card for a Victoria's Secret card???

I hope to have everything working by midnight. Right now all we have is the home page and message board.

I hate to rant, but I’m going to anyway. I wish that the fucking Hollywood leftist communist fucking bastards would shut their God dam pie holes. They have the right to free speech just like anyone else, the only problem is when they spew out pacifist rhetoric some news magazine show that is dieing to fill air time shoves a microphone in their face. The simple fact is that anyone that can be swayed by Susan Serandon, Mike Ferrel, Tom Cruise, or Alec Baldwin must either be on life support or shouldn’t be allow to vote anyway. If you leftist jackasses love the people of Iraq so much, move there. See what it is like. Just do me a favor, don’t come back. And when you see the sweet little children that you so want to protect grow up to strap explosives and a keg of nails to there body so the can kill more Israelis, or you maybe then you will understand why action should be taken. THEY HATE US. Come to grips with it. I don’t know about you but I sleep much better knowing the Al Gore is home in Tennessee where he belongs, not in the White House. Dude, and don’t get me started about the French. I can believe such a nation of pussies still exists. They are the only country who all through out history as the dubious distinction of standing up to its allies and laying down for its enemies. Who sat back and watched Germany re-arm after World War 1 and didn’t want the League of Nations ( the UN is soon to face the League of Nations fate as an impotent organization) to do anything to Hitler because the taste of war was still fresh in their mouth. And who completely rolled over when Nazi’s looked westward. Fuck the Frogs. You know what they think of us anyway, they hate us. I was in France, and those a-holes had a deli with a bunch of different sandwiches of different nationalities. They had the Italian with salami and stuff like that, they had the German with bratwurst, and then they had the American. And what do those son of a bitches put on that sandwich….CORN. Who the fuck eats a sandwich with corn on it? Not anyone I know. They think it’s funny. Over there the only thing they use corn for is pig feed. They think we are pigs. Fuck them, bomb them first then take on Iraq at noon when they have surrendered. I have posted this on the message board if you would like to relpy.

Blistex is busy picking up chicks on line again. His newest "friend" has a site that he would like me to pimp for him. It is actually pretty cool and it even has something to do with counter strike. Check it out Magically Delicious

I haven't seen so many LB in a long time, even Killa and Rush made it on last night. It was a blast, see you guys soon. I have started looking into a gaming league, check this out and let me know what you think.

Looking forward to another year on CS fun with all of you. Don't forget to check out Puff's essay on the message board and cast your vote.

I hope Santa was good to all of you.

It seems that the old sandwich maker wants back in, see the message board and feel free to make your own comments regarding this matter.

What up..Long time no update. Nice to hear Major, the tightwad sprung for a mic finally. Seems that Puff wants back into the fold. Blistex and I are cooking up something fun regarding that. We will eventually put it up to the clan for a vote, but not yet. He will need 66% to get back in. More on that later. You must read this artice, I swear that Blistex wrote it. Anyway merry Christmas and happy new year.

MeNToS has completed his mission, and has been elevated to full member status.

Lets all give MeNToS a warm LB Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to the clan.

Third sniper found.

Thought you might need this.

Lets all give GroPeMe_WithYerFist a warm LB welcome, good luck on your mission. BlisTeX will have it to you around the 10th of Never.

Ralph sent me this, you all might enjoy it.

This is one of Blistex's favorite sites, be sure to read the hate mail.

Ralph really liked this section.

This kind of goes with the last one. Click here

Enjoy

You guys should check out Sadistic's site, it rocks. This is what you get for shooting me with an AWP in cafeteria.

In case you forgot

Hey everyone, here is Rushes new ride. I can see why he doesn't have time for Counter-Strike anymore.

For those of you that subscribe to mindless humor... I offer this... (I dare you not to laugh)

I have been playing a little on Nippers server, all Nipper maps all the time. You can get the server info here. Found a few funny links, thought you might like them.

Read these counter-strike tips, I found this on Nippers board

This has been in the news. I want to buy a copy but I can't bring myself to do it.

Ralph and Rush make an appearance on the same night. Guys, make sure you give Rush a bunch of shit so he doesn't go away agian. I think he was feeling unloved. Ralph, nice to see you got your shit together.

I know it is very unfair and yet we continue to do it.

Hey everyone Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

You might like this too. click me baby

Holy shit, I just found this one. Wooya your gonna love it. Ricer

I know that with the media saturation that it is easy to grow tired of the endless 1 year anniversary stuff regarding 9/11/01. Just make sure that no matter how jaded we have become, that we all take some time out to think of the 3,335 people that lost their lives 1 year ago, think about the 3000 plus kids that lost a parent, the men and women that have worked the past year to help recover from those events, and the men and women that have fought and continue to fight to ensure that the people responsible cannot inflict this kind of damage again. Major sent me this link, I hope you watch it.

Contributions from Major, sadistic, and Airos have been added to the gallery.

Congrats sadistic and NeVeRMorE on you completed missions and full member status.

Man, what a great time. Thought you might want to see some of the party pics.

Dude, a picture is worth 1000 words. tisk tisk Not all clans can dominate like LB, but thanks for playing.

**Attention** **Attention** **Attention** **Attention** **Attention** Party at SPlitLiPs next week Wednesday. It seems the Wardens’ going outta town… That’s right gone for a few DAYS!!!! Mission assignments are as follows:

Rush, you bring the hookers!

Major, you’re in charge of the kegs (that’s plural!)

Clubber, you DJ. (bring some funky shit… we fitn to raise up and gets our swerve on!)

Rav, bring yourself ;-) and all your MILF friends! Oh yeah, and some ‘Jimmy Hats’.

WoOyA, yer in charge of the HONGS… (keep em out!)

Affleck, bring a pen so you can sign some autographs fer yer bitches.

Ralph, just try not to pick your nose OK!

Ghost, well, you’re invisible… so you’re in charge of shootin the “video” (If ya know what I mean)

Sadistic, leave the wife home.. but you can bring her fine ass friends ;-)

And goat…. Try not to chew on the couch.. the boss doesn’t like that shit

The message board link works again. Sorry about the down time. Ravynn is now in charge of the board, please direct any bitching at her from now on.

Another day another ass kickin' handed out.

A few items. First: set you clock, mark your calendar, Split Lip is preparing for a jail break. The warden will be out Thursday night and he will be on line by 7:30. His nuts will be in her purse, so expect some camping. Second: you all know that Rush got a job, did you know he got a company car too? Also Rush has gotten the first Wigginator. Props to Affleck who has come a long way in the last couple of months, here is a shot of he and Major on top.

LB was working it again this weekend. See the score.

affleck has finished his mission, and has been elevated to full member status. Congratulations.

The LB Clan is looking for a new sandwich maker. Need not be a member to apply. The bar has not been set very high so experience isn't necessary.

Due to occupational differences (and a few run-in's with Upper management) PowErPuFF has regretfully decided to leave LB. Lets all take a moment of silence and remember Puff as the wonderful pain in our ass clan punk that we all loved. I bet not one of you can count on one hand how many times the little bugger screwed up yer sandwich... I know I can't. Unfortunately we will all probably starve to death now. Good Luck Puff.... you punk!

Ever wonder how to get in the secret room on cs_mice_final. I finally got it with a little help from PoOya.

We got this footage of Clubber getting his swerve on at the Super Hero's club this weekend.