With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error. 

Wife for sale - comes with free computer and software. 

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Was there life B-4 Bingo?

One craft project, like one cookie, is never enough.

So many garage sales...so little time.

Exercise is a dirty word...everytime I hear it, I wash out my 
mouth with chocolate!

Any day spent sewing is a good day.

I came, I went, I shopped. 

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. 

I'd rather be sailing than anything else. 
I've got the wind at my back and the spray in my face. 

Bowlers always have time to spare.

Work is for those who don't know how to play tennis.

Square (round) dancing is friendship set to music.

GYM-JAM - We ride on stationary bikes - we row - we bend - we lift 
our knees.  Then, just before we all go home, we trade cake recipes.