People make good pets when trained.

Wishing you a "purr-fect" day.

The only self cleaning device in this house is the cat.

Cats have purr-sonality.

Cats will jog with you - you just have to carry them.

Pleasing purr-sonality.

A dog, I have always said, is prose...A cat is a poem.

Cats make life purr-fect.

A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrson.

Cats are purr-fect pals.

You are a purr-fectly special friend.

Cats leave pawprints on your heart and your window sills, and sink and tablecloth and clean laundry, dishes, car, couch.......

Cat lovers are purr-fect.

This house has purr-fect cats.

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to
make it look like the dog did it.

Cats make purr-fect friends.

You are pawsitively purrr-fect 

It's not easy being purr-fect, but somebody has to do it.

Have a merry mice christmas and a purr-fect new year.

Cats aren't dumb, you can't get 8 of them to pull a sled through snow.

A dog comes when it's called....a cat takes a message and gets 
back to you.

I'm in charge today....my cat/dog said so.

No home is complete without the patter of kitty/doggy feet.

People make good pets when trained.

Cats/dogs have a special way of adding love to every day.

I was nothing until my cat/dog adopted me.

INo home is complete without the patter of kitty/doggy feet.

Love me - Love my cat/dog.

It's 5:00 - Do you know where my dinner is?

Next to the cat/dog, I love you best.

No outfit is complete without cat/dog hair.

My name is "no, no bad kitty/doggie."  What's your's?

Have you hugged your cat/dog today?

Take a cat/dog to lunch today.

This house is maintained for the sole comfort of the cat/dog.

Your cat (dog) loves you when no one else does.

Dogs are just 4-footed people.

My cat (dog) lets me live here

One neglected dog and one spoiled rotten cat live here.

A spoiled rotten cat/dog lives here.

Cat (Dog) lovers make better people

Dogs think they are human...Cats know they are.

Home is where the cat (dog) is.

A home without a cat (dog) is just a house.

This house is maintained for the comfort and convenience of the cat/dog.

This home is blessed with love, laughter, family, friends and a cat/dog.

A house is not a home without a cat/dog.

A well trained cat/dog owner lives here.

The cat (dog) knows who's boss.

If you want the most comfortable chair you'll have to move the cat/dog.

If you want the best seat in the house - just move the cat (dog). 

Cats (Dogs) leave pawprints on your heart.

I cannot tell a lie...the cat (dog) did it.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.