Golf is like taxes - you drive for the green and wind 
up in the hole.

Golfers are the best swingers.

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally
responsible for a hole-in-one.

One Golfer and one "normal" person lives here.

I'm not over the hill....I'm on the back nine.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you 
can't improve your lie.

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.

I only golf on days that end in y.

Are we playing men's rules today or are we counting every putt?

Golfers Diet:  As many greens as you want.

Golfers Prayer:  May I golf long enough to shoot my age.

If I had to choose between my wife and my putter - I'd miss her!

I'm hitting the woods great, but I'm having a hard time 
getting out of them!

True golfers have two handicaps - one for bragging - one
for betting.

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Work is for those who don't know how to play golf.

Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day and then make up lies.

Golf is the ideal game for people who don't get enough 
frustration during the week.

Golf does not interfere with my life....life interferes with my golf.

The key to good golf is a great lie.

Good golfers are below par  -  Practice makes par-fect.

Lady golfers have more drive.  -  Lean mean putting machine.

A woman's place is on the golf course (green).
 
 
 
 

BACK TO MENU