You can tell a Texan, but not much.

Live right, say your prayers, go to church, and when you die you'll
go to Texas.

If you lead a good life, say your prayers, take a bath once a week, when 
you die you'll go to Texas.

Anyone can become an american, but you have to be born a Texan.

There are two kinds of people - Texans and those who wish they were.

I dreamt I was in Heaven - I woke up in Texas!

My heart is deep in the heart of Texas.

Yankee by birth - Texan by choice.

Love this Texas country (inside state outline).

Texas - a state of mind - live it.

Born an American - a Texan by the grace of God.

If God isn't a Longhorn, why is the sunset burnt orange?

If I owned Heaven and Texas, I'd lease Heaven and live in Texas.

If God made anything better, He kept it for Himself!

I'm a Texan at heart.  (picture of heart)

101% Texan.    Super Dillo.     Foat Wuth, Ah Luv Yew!     No whar' but Texas.

When I die I may not go to Heaven, cause I don't know if they let cowboys in.  If they don't, just let me go to Texas, cause Texas is as close as I've been.

Never ask a man where he's from - if he's from Texas he'll tell you.  If not, don't embarrass him.

Never ask strangers where they're from - If they are from Texas they'll tell you.

Life's too short not to live it as a Texan.

Merry Christmas from Cowboy Country - Texas, etc.

Howdy Y'All  -  Merry Christmas Y'All  -  Howdy from....  -  Howdy from Cowboy Country  -  Howdy Pardner.