• Got ahold of lipstick and smeared it all over the wallpaper in the downstairs bathroom.
  
• Got ahold of vaseline and smeared it all over my pillow (and himself).
  
• Climbed into the toilet in his footie pajamas and stayed long enough for the classic picture to be taken.
  
• Climbed up on the roof of his preschool and left his shoes up there.
  
• Climbed the fence at preschool, running across Pacific Coast Highway.
  
• Decided one morning to go for a bike ride first thing before anyone else was up. He was very safety conscious and made sure the put on his helmet. Problem was that he was completely NAKED otherwise.
  
• Chewed the stitches out of his palm the same day they were put in.
  
• For a while started far too many sentences with "Is it illegal to ____" (fill in the blank).
  
• Can build a computer than can probably run the entire space program for NASA.
  
• Has excellent taste in comedy (namely Eddie Izzard).
  
• Is an overall great guy (notwithstanding all of the foregoing history).
  

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