We'll clog anyWHERE, anyTIME!
Yeah, well, SHOW ME THE MONEY!
These are NOT my shoes! I haven't danced in 6 months, I'm sure I don't even remember a BASIC!
You really need to take up clogging with me. The male/female odds are fantastic!
Can you BELIEVE, she talked US into doing this?
It's windy, it's cold, WHY aren't we clogging, yet?!?!
Do ya see that bullriding thing? If that bull gets loose, we're gonna have to RUN!!!
I can do this. I can do this. I KNOW I can do this!
It says right here, you should be on your RIGHT foot!
They're going to need another cue here, in a second, and I don't have any idea where we are!
Our fashionable side. . .
Keep paddlin'!!! We'll make it!!
We can do that, TOO, ya know!!!
NOTE: All of us have our left foot out. We are SO together!
LOOK!!! We did it again!!! AMAZING!!!
HEY! What's SHE smilin' about?
Do they REALIZE how good we are?
Wait just a second! Did she just say, "Good job, LADIES?"
Move forward!!! We almost lost someone off the back row! SHEEESH!
Clap, Schlap! I have to figure out this darn BASIC step! I TOLD her I didn't remember how to clog!
Do something cute, here. I'm totally lost!"
Could you ask for a better clogging spot? We can DO an outhouse....and we can USE an outhouse. PERFECT!
I think the wind is blowin' THIS way!
Do it like this, Tess!
NO BARRY! I'm NOT doing it your way!
We're kewl...oh yea...we're VERY kewl!
I wish those show-offs would just hurry up and let us newbies DANCE!
OKAY! OKAY! I was just joshin' ya! I DO remember how to dance.
"If it weren't for country music. . .we wouldn't be DOING this dance!" (inside joke)
I don't even think we're breathing! Is that a GOOD thing?
And they ask, "Will I lose weight if I become a clogger?" Uhhhh, well....if ya go home FAST! Maybe.