Ogden Nash on Mermaids
and Other Ocean Life


Excerpt from CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMALS

...Every fishwife fears for her fish;
What we call mermaids, they call merfish.



THE MERMAID

Say not the mermaid is a myth,
I knew one once named Mrs. Smith.
She stood while playing cards or knitting;
Mermaids are not equipped for sitting.


THE OCTOPUS

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs,
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus:
If I were thou, I'd call me Us.





THE PORPOISE

I kind of like the playful porpoise,
A healthy mind in a healthy corpus.
He and his cousin, the playful dolphin,
Why they like swimmin like I like golphin.






THE EEL

I don't mind eels
Except as meals,
And the way they feels.




THE JELLYFISH

Who wants my jellyfish?
I'm not sellyfish!


THE SHARK

How many scientists have written
The shark is gentle as a kitten!
Yet this I know about the shark:
His bite is worser than his bark.





Other Nash Verse on This Site:

PRETTY HALCYON DAYS



THE SEA-GULL



THE FLY



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