State of the Site Report, September 7 2008: This site, as I'm sure you've gathered by now, is defunct. Kaput. No hay still be here amigo. But despair not, my current blog site has been up, well, pretty much since the last time I updated this site tuna'haff years ago. All the crap (and much more!) you've been enjoying on this site is over there now. I was holding off linking it until I got a new site design up, but my current job has totally destroyed my love of Web design. So screw it, the WordPress default theme is good enough for the likes of you scurvy Internet dogs.

Go there now. Update those bookmarks, all two of you. I may or may not use this space for something else, but you can't stay here to see it. Shoo.