WOW.........WHAT A PARTY.................WOW........Ya know, people always say its never a party until the cops are called......well guess what, the cops were called. But I will get to that later. In the mean time, enjoy the story.

The night started with Jalbait, Woody, Mini Moon Pie, and myself at the house where we proceeded to inbibe in the large (and I mean LARGE) amounts of alcohol that was there for the party.

As time went by, more and more people started showing up. We even had the presence of a few kids. Dont worry, we were good around the kids. Package Checker brought me my favorite kind of cookies, oatmeal raisin (that were to be for only me, but someone got into them before me), Tico brought a bucket of Mojito. Milf Mustache brought some very tasty Russian Vodka (You damn skippy I had some of that). Sex Toy brought dip and chips. Mini Moon Pie brought all kinds of stuff to drink, up to and including Clamato beer (that would be beer, tomato juice and clam juice all in one can for those not in the know of that nasty ass beer). And of course, Woody and Jailbait provided all kinds of grubbage. Woodys balls were even there. 2 types of his balls actually. And both kinds were very very yummy.

So, with all the guests there, the food, the beer, the jager bombs, and the hot tub, a great time was to ensue. Of course, considering how cold it was last night, no one was wanting to hop in the hot tub at first, until I decided to throw intelligence to the wind and get in. And of course, I was the only one in the hot tub for quite some time (prolly around an hour) before someone else decided to get in. So for a while, it was a veritable sausage fest in the hot tub until NN Danielle and her built in floatation devices joined us. Turns out, I was apparently in the hot tub for around 3 hours last night. But I dont care, it was warm, I had beer, and I had my smokes. I was having fun. And then someone pulled my shorts down and a few people got to see the twig and berries in all their glory.

Okay, now for the cops. Apparently it was around 2 am or so and 2 of Sarpy County's finest paid us a visit due to a noise complaint. But all we were doin was standing outside listening to music and singing along with it. After a little talk with Woody, they left.

And the party continued. Continued for many an hour. The night did not wrap up until around 5 am or so. Of course, I stayed up to clean up. Man, there were beer cups everywhere. But once I was done, I finally went to bed. AND THEN WE WENT TO HU HOT this morning where Woody, Jailbait, Jailbaits mom, and myself were given a server who was giving off very creepy vibes. Im talking Jonestown meets the Manson family.

But, I do wish to thank everyone that showed. While I know that most showed for the food and beer, Im going to go ahead and make believe they all showed up just for me. Sweet, lovable, sexy me. But regardless, thank you all for your presence. Until I see you all again.......................ON ON

Urine Sodomy

In attendance:

Blowfish
Bush Beer on Tap
Chap Dick (drove all the way from Wahoo for it)
David Cop-A-Feel
Deep Frodo
Dental Damn
Flamboyatron
Hot Cemente
Hold The Meat (Via phone)
Jailbait
Milf Mustache
Mini Moon Pie
NN Danielle
NN Mark
Package Checker
Pathfinder
Penguin Pucker
Sex Toy Story
Spring Loaded P*ssy
Tico Taz
Urine Sodomy
Virgin Whisperer
Woody Wouldnt Peckerr

And this time, I more than likely did forget someone who was there. Again, I apologize for leaving you off the list if you were there.